Dammit!
How comes I gets to miss nudie pretties flashing the gash as they mind the gap?
Baby gap?
Baby gap, my best hat! I was in the City and Gap is now Baby Gap. Now, to me, a baby gap is the gap the baby pops out of. And that's minge. And I just bet if I went in and asked the pretty fashionista behind the counter how much to purchase her poon, she'd slap me right round the face!
Or she might just sell herself to me to pay her student tuition fees! Coolio!
Anyhew, getting back to the original point, unfortunately it's not on the Londinium Underground. It's that there Mexican one. Michelle Rodriguez types, all trouserlessly traversing the tube all nudie below the waist!
There was me waiting till the Christmas Apocolypse to visit Peruvian and Mexican landmarks, and all the burrito bush and the peruvian pussy of the sexy women of Sacsayhuamán is on display NOW!
Perhaps I should organise one of them "flash mobs" on FarceBook with literal flashage! No Pants day on the Londinium Tube - not just going commando, as women in camouflage with black & green streaks all over their face and armed with a 7.62mm M134 General Electric Mini Gun (up to 6000 rounds per minute, 7.62*51mm shells, 1.36kg recoils) like the one Blaine had in Predator don't do it for me.
No - the whole removal of lower body raiment. But just for the ladies. I don't want Tottenham Court Road tube traveller's todgers dangling in me face!
Oh. Shitnuts. It's not Pants in the UK "pants = undercrackers" sense, it's Pants in the foreignland "pants = Shorts/Trousers" sense. Still, women in their scanties - I guess that works!
Ah, feck it - I'll start a new campaign - Boobies On The Buses! A day of norkage as babes brazenly bare their busoms on the First Bus... no, First Bust service! Seeing as my pretties seem to be adverse to photograhing their flange for Fannuary, perhaps they'd prefer to send me a montage of mammaries - jugs on the bus for breast cancer!
So, My Pretties, send me photos of you flashing your funbags on public transport and support Breast Cancer!
