Sunday, 1 January 2012

The slim Xymni, lowering fat, the slim Xymni won't be a fat twat...

Nude Years Day, and it's time the short fat porkbucket gots into shape!

And to ensure I put some effort into it, I'm making a graphical record of the defatification of The Xym!

It would seem that after a Lardy gut busting Xmas supply of buffets, meals and general festive foodstuff, I'm exactly on the stone marker!

And that's a lot of stoneage!

Unfortunately, I looked at one of them there "what is the correct weight for my height" malarkies, and it would seem that pigboy needs to shed at least a third of his lardy porkitude.

Yikes!

So, initial tablature herewith. Let healthy(ish!) meals, lunchtime strolls, and weekend walks into the city commence!