Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Fat as Pat Butcher's dog...

Urgh.

HUGE meal monday. Man vs Food? Hah! That was a monster burger and a half.

So much so, we could barely concentrate on great fat Dhampyr's queefing Nazi commandant's to death.

Then yesterday, much, much quaffage of beverages of an intoxificatory nature with yet another huge curry.

Apart from The Xym's inevitable social faux pas, with an illegible FarceBook status update and the likelyhood of having offended yet another hot Pretty with many an lecherous compliment, I feel quite ill.

And now I can barely move or concentrate.

No more food.

Ever.

Urgh.