I don't know many Indonisian womens, but surely they can't be that ugly!
Now, normally The Xym would bang on about how he'd have them Indonesian Pretties going spare if them Indonsian blokes didn't want 'em, but he's too short, fat & ugly with no personality, etc. But not today. For today has a Serious Face on. Couched in the usual outlandish prose to mask the sick horror within, perhaps, but not the usual overexaggerated preposterous outlandishness of frivolity. So the Xym apologises in advance for the following entry.
I don't know many Indonisian womens, but surely they can't be that ugly!
Not ugly enough to turn their menfolk to primate prostitution.
For it would seem there is a market for shaved orangutans in Indonisian brothels.
While this may appeal to those of the Wayne Rooney grannyshagging persuasion, there's something wrong if you feel the need to visit a brothel to get a shaved simian streetwalker.
Any Which Way But WRONG!
Did Clint Eastwood and Sondra Locke take a razor to Clyde and hire him out as a rent boy? Of course not! Everyone loves orangey orangutans - just not in THAT way. Unless you're some indonesian beastiality perv.
One can only hope these long limbed 'ladies' of the night take exception to being trafficked in the sex trade, rip the heads of their punters and shove 'em up the chimney of their Rue-the-day Mud Hut Morgue.
Link: The Petition Site.com - Stop Using Orangutans As Prostitutes
