...Xym, she's Hot, Hot, Hot!
A most enjoyable afternoonage with Carly Fearme Bottom, Gio From da potato possé in da hood, Kelso, Loki, Sexy Hexe and Frank Bruno.
Know wot I means 'arry!
In addition to Polish Pretties proffering posteriors to be patted, several Starbucks sirens from Xym's harem also made an appearance!
Plus some new Haremettes. Or concubines. Or whatever them Pretties in Harems are called.
Although the none-too subtle hints of "phoar, that birds hot Xym! Xym! Look! She's HOT! HOT!" in an effort to draw my attention to Pretties does go rather amiss, as the alleged "Pretty" now has a scowl of "don't perv at me you pervy perv perving away like a perverted pervert perving at Pretties" on her miseryarse face.
I think I'm going to have to buy one of them silent SpyCams, so I can create one of them there albums on FaceBook called "Harem" and store a collection of all my Pretties in photgenic photographical representation.
But then, would there be arguments over who appears in the album? What if Pretty A objects to Pretty B who, in turn, is well jel of Pretty C, whilst Pretty D is given a confidence boost at being recognised as a Pretty, whilst Pretty E takes offence at being called a Pretty and thinks it's pervy and demeaning to womens, whilst the gf/bf/husband/civil partneress of Pretty F takes exception to someone else looking at their bird and stabs me up!
And then someone would want me to rank¹ then in order, and then there's be arguments over who rates higher than who, and then it'll be all Snog, Marry, Avoid.
With The Xym getting 100% avoid.
¹ I SAID RANK!
