... on a chavscum yob with many chins
We' ve been waitin'
for him
to shift arse
Open the door,
and let us get out!
We' ve been waitin'
for him
to shift arse
Open the door,
and let us get out!
Yes, here comes The Rain!
But not upon selfish work-shy greasy haired Jeremy Kyle job-dodger types!
Oh no Sirree!!
You know, I think The Xym is going to have to shed his quiet, polite, chivalrous demeanour and become one of them there self-centred scumbags who despoil the City Centre with their unmannerly presense!
Seems if you're a rude, arrogant, cuntfuck of a benefit cheat, then it gives you free reign to be as obnoxious as possible and not only bag yerself shabby chic chav chicks, but also to take the Moral High Ground as a paragon of virtue deriding the etiquette of others as being either Gay or "just fookin' rood yer fookin' shit".
Why is it that a tiny bit of spray from the skies makes neanderthal yobs afear'd? OK, judging by the lack of Lynx allowing the fœtid stend to rise from their 'pits to assail the nostrils and return to curl around their lank, lard drenched hair of tangled greasy fronds, I guess the lack of soapy scent indicates aquaphobia.
Hence the huddling from God's Piss From Above.
So, a-quaking in their decaying boots from the possibility of water washing off their ingrained pheremonial BO, do these gormsters go indoors and look around the shops?
No. They stand right in the shop entrance/exits.
Right in front of the door.
Blocking it with their great fat fairy-arsed vast gut so no-one can get in or out.
Gawping into the sky. Probably because they've never seen a shower before.
And then, when someone inside opens the door to come out, the podgy portal preventer berates the exitees for lacking good manners and decency!
These cretins won't allow people in or out, causing a fire hazard, and then assault the populace citing a lack of poor politeness!
Exsqueegy me! I thought it was bad manners to stand in front of a closed door, refusing to move so people inside can't open it, let alone berating them for trying get out of a shop by opening a door that some selfish dole scrounger has deliberately blocked!
So, no more Chivalrous Xym genteely escorting home Ladies In Distress in gentlemanly conduct. No more Please, Thank You or Excuse Me's. No more holding doors open for Pretties to pass through first.
No - it's gonna be Fuck You Bitch! Shift Yo' Fat Ass, Ho! Git The Fuck Outta My Way, Cuntfucker! I'm going to walk on the RIGHT instead of the etiquettorially correct left, and anyone who walks towards me can just get THE FUCK out of my way!
Then, maybe, The Xym will fit in, and not only avoid knifings up, but also pull loads of them Pretties. Because, as all the worlds knows, womens only like bastards.
Right fucking bastards!
Right fucking ignorant arrogant rude obnoxious bastards at that!
