I'm in the doorway it's the one across the Mall...

♫Homeless

Homeless

Mobile ringing in a shop doorway♪

So sang that there Paul Simone after he'd dumped that Arse Garfunkymonkey because he kept calling him Al.

or something.

Anyhoo, I was in The City yesterday munchtime returning from a useless visit to HMV¹, when I decided to have a healthy lunch from Subway (Eat Flesh, as them Zombies say). So I traversed down that bit with the American Sweetie Shop With The Hot Babez on the right, and WH Smiths on the left.

And in the closed off doorway bit of WH Smith there huddled a tramp.

A foul smelling knight of the road, clad in rags buried in a sleeping bag and a plethora of blankets.

"Cough, cough! Urgh! You couldn't help an old altar boi, cudja Father? Gorrany spare change furra cuppa tea Mr Karras? Your mother darns socks in Hell!"

When all of a sudden....

"huuuuuhhhHHHRRRNYOMm nom noom nyeargh!"

Oh wait... sorry... that was Des the Hippopotato eating the last, of my, cauli,flower! Too much time listening to Timperley's finest! A thousand apologies master, I shall continue with my Fantastic Blog.

When all of a sudden....

Ring-a-ding-a-dingly-dell-ding!

The tramoid reached into his vomit ridden vest and pulls out his mobile. Flips it open and has a quick chat of the "gotta go, talk to you later" variety.

Tramps! With Jellyhones! I know them feral Council Estate benefit scrounging ASBO ridden shagabouts off Jeremy Kyle get their phones, mobile tablet devices, X-Boxes, PS3's, HI-Def 52" 3D tellies with cinema sound speaker system, free council house built to their spec and beer and pie money off Benefits otherwise their cannibalistic offspring will DIE if they are forced to spend a week stacking shelves in Quidland, but...

...tramps with gel in bones!

Not for him the special brew, soup kitchen, hostel or Maccy D's to live on. Far more important to get a helping hand with work and housing by begging for cash to cover your contract!

"But Xym, perhaps he's on Pay-As-You-Go?²"

Yeah, who needs a cup of tea? Spend them hard begged pennies prized from passers-by for that alleged cup o' tea on a Pay-As-You-Go-From-Shop-Doorway-To-Shop-Doorway tariff to tell other gutter slumberers of the best places to get a rat onna stick, the least widdled in doorways, the best string to tether your dog to a bicycle post to, or the spot the Pretties in the shortest skirts that blow up in the breeze pass by so you can lay on your bed of blankets ogling gussets from the gutter.

or something.

Homeless folk with gel in phones indeed!

¹ THEY NEVER LEARN. LAST MONDAY, FRANKENWEENIE CAME OUT - £19.99 IN HMV, 13.99 EVERYWHERE ELSE. THIS MONDAY, 80'S LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR FROM BEYOND WAS RELEASE. DOES HMV STOCK IT? DO THEY BUGGERY FUCK AS LIKE! IT'S ALL WALL TO WALL HEVILY DISCOUNTED ONE DIRECTION AND OTHER SHITE. SO I ENDED UP ORDERING OFF AMAZON. AS USUAL.

² PAY AS YOU GO, MY BEST HAT! PAYG WAS SCRAPPED YEARS AGO, AND REPLACED WITH CRAP TARRIFFS. PAYG MEANS PAYG - YOU PAY AS AND WHEN, AND TOP UP AS AND WHEN. WHEN YOU GET SEAN BEAN BLATHERING ON ABOUT O2'S PAYG, NOTE WHAT HE SAYS. "PAYG ON O2. JUST TOP UP £10 A MONTH..." - THAT'S NOT PAYG - THAT'S A MONTHLY CONTRACT AT £10PM!  PAYG MEANS YOU CAN PUT £10 ON THIS MONTH, AND NOT HAVE TO TOP IT UP FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS IF YOU USE IT INFREQUENTLY. PAYG MY SHIT SPLATTERED ARSENUGGETS!

Xym's list of exciting stuff (Mar '13)...

A list of upcoming stuffs what The Xym is sort-of looking forward to.

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Film

01 Mar 2013	The Bay Flesh eating parasitic isopods in this pseudo-ecological awareness film. But save yer pennies coz it's out on Blu-ray/DVD in 2 weeks…
08 Mar 2013	Oz: The Great & The Powerful Prequel to Wizard of Oz… by Sam Evil Dead Raimi!
15 Mar 2013	Maniac Frodo Bagginses turns thieveses and murdererses in this remake
22 Mar 2013	Jack The Giant Slayer renamed from Jack The Giant Killer
22 Mar 2013	John Dies At The End Don "Phantasm/Bubba Ho-Tep" Coscarelli adaptation of "David Wong"'s novel. Just started reading the horror comedy - READ IT! It's FAB. Very, very Xym!!
23 Mar 2013	Alice's Adventures In Wonderland Ballet live from the Royal Opera House
05 Apr 2013	Stephen King's Carrie Chloe Grace Moretz to play Carrietta White, Julianne Moore to play Margaret White
05 Apr 2013	Dark Skies
11 Apr 2013	Macheté Kills Sequel, and Alexa Vega looks… oh my! Oh dear - looks like the producers of the original Macheté are trying to block the release
11 Apr 2013	War of the Words: The New Generation Cinema screening of the 15th December Londinium O2 show
12 Apr 2013	Oblivion 3D Post Space-Monster invasion flick
19 Apr 2013	Evil Dead Remake in progress.
26 Apr 2013	Iron Man 3D Plot based on the nanotech comic storyline Extremis
17 May 2013	Star Trek: Into Darkness
07 Jun 2013	The Last Exorcism II: The Beginning Of The End So The Last Exorcism wasn't the last one then. Surely the previous should have been called The Penumtimate Exorcism, and this film called The Last Exorcism? What a bunch of retards!
14 Jun 2013	Man Of Steel Zack Snyder reboots Superman…
12 Jul 2013	Monsters University Prequel to Monsters Inc.
12 Jul 2013	Pacific Rim Guillero Del Toro's Kaiju homage. Giant sea monsters awaken, only to be fought off by giant robots piloted by humans!
19 Jul 2013	Kick Ass 2: Balls To The Wall
26 Jul 2013	Wolverine, The Hugh Jackman in another X-Men sequel
26 Jul 2013	World War Z Worldwide zombie wars
?? Jul 2013	Robopocalypse Spielberg adap of Daniel H Wilson Rise Of The Machines type novel
09 Aug 1013	The Lone Ranger Johnny Depp as Tonto… Also Helena Bonham-Carter's in it… Depp & Helena and NO Tim Burton in sight!
14 Aug 2013	The World's End Final part in Pegg/Frost's Blood & Ice Cream trilogy
20 Sep 2013	Elysium
04 Oct 2013	Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For
25 Oct 2013	Paranormal Activity 5 Oh Christ… on and on it goes. And guess what - PA6 has been signed off too!
08 Nov 2013	Thor: The Dark World Christopher Eccleston cast as Malekith
22 Nov 2013	Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire
01 Dev 2013	The Conjuring
13 Dec 2013	Hobbit #2: The Desolation Of Smaug
?? ??? 2013	Dario Argento's Dracula 3D Premiered 19 May 2012 - still awaiting UK release date...
07 Feb 2014	Robocop Remake… and Robocop will have a visor so you can see Murphy's eyes/face. Gary Oldman cast (prob not as Murphy tho')
14 Mar 2014	Maleficent Angelina Jolie cast as Maleficient (looks awesome in the teaser pics)
04 Apr 2014	Captain America: The Winter Soldier
02 May 2014	The Amazing Spider-Man 2
16 May 2014	Ninja Turtles "Teenage Mutant" aspect dropped (again) - please let it not be back to alien space turtles again...
23 May 2014	Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Sequel to Tise of the Planet of the Apes being fast-tracked. Andy Serkis mo-capping again.
?? May 2014	Godzilla Warner Brothers reboot. Again.
29 Jun 2014	Transformers 4
13 Jun 2014	Jurassic Park 4
18 Jul 2014	X-Men: Days Of Future Past Or X-Men: First Class 2, if you prefer
01 Aug 2014	Guardians of the Galaxy
21 Nov 2014	Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay pt 1
?? Dec 2014	Hobbit #3: There And Back Again NOW OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED! The Hobbit WILL be a trilogy!
01 May 2015	Avengers 2 Announced 8/8/2012 - Joss Whedon returning to write and direct!
06 Nov 2015	Ant-Man
20 Nov 2015	Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay pt 2
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Blu-Ray

01 Mar 2013	Thale Far as I can find out, this is now going straight to DVD/Blu-Ray (was limited showings in Film Festivals, apparently)
04 Mar 2013	Game Of Thrones (series 2)
04 Mar 2013	Stiches Ross Noble as a revenge seeking killer clown. Who's dead.
11 Mar 2013	Willow
15 Apr 2013	Room 237 Documentary on Kubriks The Shining and the conspiracy theories (apparently, there's clues in The Shining that we never went to the moon as the moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrik. It says so in the carpet weave. Or something.)
18 Mar 2013	The Bay What? Released in cinemas only 2 weeks ago? They have high hopes for it then…
18 Mar 2013	Silent Hill: Revelation
25 Mar 2013	The Princess Bride: 25th Anniversary Edition Fucknuggets. As soon as I pick up the blu-ray, this comes out. Inconceivable! "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
25 Mar 2013	The Stone Tape Nigel "Quatermass/Halloween III" Kneale's spooky classic
08 Oct 2013	American Horror Story: Asylum
?? ??? 2013	War of the Worlds: Goliath 3D Manga-esque steampunk sequel to WotW (sort of like Scarlet Traces). Release forever being put back…
?? ??? 2013	War Of The Worlds: The True Story Tim Hines accepts flaws on his original WotW, and does a much better job on this faux documentary
?? ??? ????	Evangelion 3.33: You Can [not] Redo
?? ??? ????	Kill Bill Redux Volumes 1 & 2 re-edited into one movie
?? ??? ????	Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut Remember Nightbreed? Snatched out of Clive Barker's hands and the last minute and butchered into a crapfest that made no sense, lost the whole plot and now impossible to get hold of? Well, Clive Barker recently found his VHS copies of the original footage that was thought lost. The film has been painstakingly reconstructed and re-edited to reflect the original vision. This "rough cut" is apparently really fucking brilliant, and pisses all over that shambles that was originally hacked to pieces for the original 1990 release. Obvs, as the extra footage is from Clive Barkers personal VHS collection, it's not great picture quality. However, turns out the "lost" footage isn't lost at all - Morgan Creek are still in possession of it! A negotiation has been agreed for them to release the footage for an uncut special Blu-Ray release... as long as they don't have to pay to produce it. WATCH THIS SPACE!!
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Gigs

01 mar 2013	The Vibrators Norwich Arse Centre
06 Mar 2013	Halestorm Support by In This Moment and Sacred Mother Tongue Norwich WhatACunt
18 Mar 2013	Deicide Norwich WhatACunt
20 Mar 2013	Stiff Little Fingers Support by The Men They Couldn't Hang and Ed Tudor Pole Norwich WhatACunt
21 Mar 2013	Clannad Norwich UEA
21 Mar 2013	The Selector Norwich WhatACunt
30 Mar 2013	Resistanz Corporation, Sheffield
31 Mar 2013	Resistanz Corporation, Sheffield
25 Mar 2013	The Stranglers Norwich UEA
05 Apr 2013	Kate Nash Norwich Arse Centre
26 Apr 2013	Violet Violet Norwich Arse Centre
30 Apr 2013	Marcella Detroit Norwich Arse Centre
02 May 2013	OMD English Electric Tour, supported by John Foxx And The Maths Ipshit Regent
03 May 2013	Simple Minds Norwich UEA
16 May 2013	Then Jericho Norwich WhatACunt
28 May 2013	Depeché Mode The O2, Londinium
05 Jun 2013	Pout At The Devil Norwich WhatACunt
15 Jun 2013	Blondie Theford Forest Support by The Lightning Seeds
18 Dec 2013	Fields of the Nephilim/The Mission O2 Academy, Brixton
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Music

?? Mar 2013	Made Glorious The March Violets New Album! Track Listing: Made Glorious Billion3 A room With No View Of Roses Tokyo Flow Ramming Speed A Little Punk Thing Dandelion King 2024 London's Drowning We Are All Gods II Road Of Bones Discoboy Must Die Dress 4 U Bottle Of Poison My Demons
?? Mar 2013	Depeché Mode New Album
?? ??? 2013	Fields of the Nephilim New Album! They were actually in the studio recording New Material on 9th Dec 2012!!
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Games

?? ??? 2013	Animal Crossing 3Ds
?? ??? 2013	T7G:3 Yay! Kickstarter begins March!
?? ??? 2013	The 11th Hour: iOS Possibly…
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Books

12 Mar 2013	Bloodfire quest Brooks, Terry Dark Legacy Of Shannara
13 May 2013	Blood of Dragons Hobb, Robin
?? May 2013	Blake's 7: Lucifer Darrow, Paul Picks up where the series left off - what happened to Avon!
18 Jun 2013	The Ocean At The End Of The Lane Neil Gaiman New novel for adults
?? ??? 2013	Necroscope: The Möbius Murders Lumley, Brian
?? ??? ????	The Chickens of Atlantis and other Foul and Filthy Fiends Rankin, Robert
?? ??? ????	The Crow Shirley, John. New graphic Mini-series, set in Tokyo
?? ??? ????	The Sandman Neil Gaiman - Yes, Neil is writing a new Sandman! This will cover the events Morpheus mentioned prior to his capture by Burgess. From Neil himself: "When I finished writing The Sandman, there was one tale still untold. The story of what had happened to Morpheus to allow him to be so easily captured in The Sandman #1, and why he was returned from far away, exhausted beyond imagining, and dressed for war. It was a story that we discussed telling for Sandman's 20th anniversary... but the time got away from us. And now, with Sandman's 25th anniversary year coming up, I'm delighted, and nervous, that that story is finally going to be told,"
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Audiodrama

16 Mar 2013	Neverwhere Christopher Lee! Bernard Cribbins! Bendydick Cuminhersnatch! Begins with an hour-long episode at 6pm on Saturday 16 March on Radio 4 and continues with five 30-minute instalments across the week on Radio 4 Extra from Monday 18 March.
?? May 2013	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #4 TBA
?? Aug 2013	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #5 TBA
?? Nov 2013	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #6 TBA
?? ?? 2013	Retromancer Blinder of a script written… just needs funding…
?? Feb 2014	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #7 TBA
?? May 2014	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #8 TBA
?? Aug 2014	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #9 TBA
?? Nov 2014	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #10 TBA
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TV

25 Mar 2013	Grimm (Series 2.2) Episodes 13-22. Showing in UK on: Watch
30 Mar 2013	Dr Who Easter Special Showing in UK on: BBC1
01 Apr 2013	Game Of Thrones (series 3) Series three to be A Storm Of Swords, Part 1
?? Apr 2013	Defiance Showing in UK on: SyFy post alien invasion fightback
Spring 2013	In The Flesh Zombies redefined as "people with a medical condition" and home to their families.
Summer 2013	Stephen King's Under The Dome Serialised into 13 parts
Autumn 2013	S.H.I.E.L.D. Joss Whedon's telly spin-off from The Avengers (Assemble)
?? ??? 2013	Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell Showing in UK on: BBC1 Adaptation of Susanna Clarke's novel
?? ??? ????	A.L.F. Yes, they're bringing back ALF from 1980s Melmak…
?? ??? ????	Amazon Reboot of Wonder Woman with a new origins story… renaming Diana Prince as Iris…
?? ??? ????	American Gods HBO mini series being adapted by Neil Gaiman. Produced by Tom Hanks.
18 Mar 2013	Bates Motel Psycho: Norman Bates, The Early Years… oh dear…
?? ??? ????	Blake's 7 Picked up by SyFy
?? ??? ????	Dracula 10 part series featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as The Count
?? ??? ????	Exorcist: The Beginning Spin-off series
?? ??? ????	Gotham
?? ??? ????	Journey To The West 13 part serial being adapted by Neil Gaiman. Probably better known as Monkey! in the UK
?? ??? ????	Neighbours A family move into a new neighbourhood, where the residents are all aliens…
?? ??? ????	New Nabors A family's neighbours turn out to be The Muppets! What's not to like!!
?? ??? ????	Once Upon A Time (Series 2) Showing in UK on: Fi5e
?? ??? ????	Space 2099 Yes, they're rebooting Gerry Anderson's Space 1999 in a new century…
?? ??? ????	Star Wars: Underworld
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Films In Development

?? ??? 2012	[●REC]4: Apocalypse
?? ??? 2012	Exists Sasquatch hunts humans. From the people who brought you The Blair Witch Project. Oh dear.
?? ??? 2012	Bill & Ted #3
?? ??? 2013	Day of the Triffids Sam "Evil Dead" Raimi producing
?? ??? 2013	Dominion: Dinosaurs vs Aliens Barry Sonnenfield directing Grant Morrisson's adap of his graphic novel
?? ??? 2013	Dracula Eli Roth directing Russell Crowe as Drac…
?? ??? 2013	Frank Loose biopic based on the career of Chris Sievey/Frank Sidebottom..
?? ??? 2013	Girl Who Played With Fire David Fincher's remake of the 2nd Millenium Movie
?? ??? 2013	Human Centipede III: Final Sequence Yes, it's been scripted and the cast signed on to reprise their HC2 roles…
?? ??? 2013	Last Voyage of The Demeter The bit in Dracula where The Count travels in his coffin from Transylvania to England. Expanded into a movie with Viggo "Aragorn, son of Arathorn" Mortensen
?? ??? 2013	Pride and Prejudice... and Zombies
?? ??? 2013	Rentaghost: The Movie Russell Brand has been replaced by Ben Stiller as Fred Mumford
?? ??? 2013	Short Circuit Remake. Oh Mr Johnny Five, this good news, no?
?? ??? 2013	Stephen King's The Stand Remake - latest is that it may be split into several films or another mini-series.
?? ??? 2013	Suspiria Back on again (probably without Natalie Portman now)
?? ??? 2014	Crimson Peak Guillermo Del Toro scary stuff
?? ??? 2014	Jurassic Park 4 Kicking off a new trilogy… oh dearie me…
?? ??? 2014	The Night Stalker Johnny Depp as Kolchak in the film adap of the series
?? ??? 2014	Pinocchio Guillermo del Toro directing
?? ??? 2014	Woman in Black: Angels of Death Hammer's [unnecessary] sequel to The Woman In Black set 20 years later…
?? ??? 2014	Zorro Reborn "The Fox" is rebooted!
Summer 2015	Justice League
?? ??? 2015	Avatar 2
?? ??? 2015	Doctor Who David "Harry Potter" Yates taking it on
?? ??? 2015	Star Wars: Episode VII JJ Abrams to direct. George Lucas has written the first draft of the screenplays for parts 7, 8 & 9…
?? ??? 2016	Angry Birds 3D YES! An animated movie about the recovery of eggs from thieving porkers by temper infused avians!
?? ??? 2017	Star Wars: Episode VIII
?? ??? 2019	Star Wars: Episode IX
?? ??? ????	20,000 leagues Under The Sea David Fincher directing. Starts Brad Pitt
?? ??? ????	Abarat Adap of books 1 & 2 of Clive Barker's series. To be produced once books 3 & 5 published.
?? ??? ????	The Amazing Spider-Man 3
?? ??? ????	Assassins Creed Michael Fassbender to star as Altair
?? ??? ????	Atlantis Rising Comic book adap - may be a miniseries?
?? ??? ????	Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Remake in development! Possibly late 2012, or sometime in 2013.
?? ??? ????	Avatar 3
?? ??? ????	Avatar 4 Only a possibility of Avatar 4 at moment
?? ??? ????	Batman Reboot (for a change!). Apparenly, due to the Avengers success, this one is to begin setting up a JLA movie.
?? ??? ????	Beetlejuice 2 Tim Burton back at the helm, and Michael Keaton now signed on to reprise role as Beetlejuice! Written by Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, etc
?? ??? ????	Blade Runner 2 No prequel, and Harrison Ford WON'T be in it… unless Ridley decides he can have a brief cameo.
?? ??? ????	Boy Scouts vs Zombies Jesus. It gets worse…
?? ??? ????	Carpe Diem: The Adventures of a Demon Hunting Soccer Mom With a title like that, I gotta see it!
?? ??? ????	The Crow Legal details now resolved, so reboot going ahead. Can't see this being an improvement on the original.
?? ??? ????	Enormous André "TrollHunter" Øvredal adapting the comic strip for film, webisodes and TV… hold on… weren't they doing that with The Dark Tower? Looks where that's ended up - dropped into Limbo…
?? ??? ????	Evangelion Live action. Embroid in legal wrangles.
?? ??? ????	Fantastic Four Reboot…
?? ??? ????	Flight of the Navigator Remake of the '80s classic
?? ??? ????	Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest Remake of the 3rd Millenium Movie
?? ??? ????	The Graveyard Book Henry Selick adapting another Neil Gaiman book.
?? ??? ????	Heaven Sent Dark Universe Now retitled. Guillermo Del Toro's takes on DC/Vertigo. Deadman, The Spectre, Alec Holland, John Constantine, The Stranger, Zatanna, Zatara, Sargon and Etrigan. (Oooh, A Murder Of Crows from Saga Of The Swamp Thing?)
?? ??? ????	Hellboy 3 Guillermo Del Toro has started work on it!
?? ??? ????	Hellraiser In development
?? ??? ????	Here There Be Monsters 18th Century sea monster stuff
?? ??? ????	Highlander Reboot up again…
?? ??? ????	Hulk 3
?? ??? ????	I Am Legend 2 How can he be a legend again? Oh, he wasn't in the first film either… JUST MAKE "I AM LEGEND" PROPERLY!
?? ??? ????	Stephen King's 'IT' Back on again! Cary Fukunaga relaces David Kajganich as writer, and becomes director. Also, it's being split into 2 movies (like the mini-series, then!)
?? ??? ????	Jitters Giant killer insects…
?? ??? ????	Legend of Conan As if Rocky Balboa and John J. Rambo's decrepit outings of an ancient weren't enough OAP porn for ya, Arnie returns in Conan: The Old Gimmer or some such!
?? ??? ????	Little Shop Of Horrors Remake of the Musical version, developed by (and starring) Joseph Gordon-Levitt
?? ??? ????	Logan's Run Rumour is the remake's back on again…
?? ??? ????	Masters Of The Universe Prince Adam of Eternia returns as He-Man!
?? ??? ????	Monsters: Dark Continent Sequel to Monsters. As of the original borefest wasn't enough tedium for anyone, they want to bore us to death again!
?? ??? ????	Monty Python's… Untitled tale of aliens giving superpowers to a human for laughs. All the remaining Pythons… except, of course, Eric Idle who's refusing at the moment.
?? ??? ????	The Mummy Part of Universal's 100 year celebrations, another reboot
?? ??? ????	Myst Right. Latest is that there were… disagreements... on how to proceed. Those set on adapting The Book Of Ti'ana, and who though that wasn't a good introduction to Myst and wanted a new direction. Acrimonious splits ensued. When film the rights came to the end of the option period, a second lease was refused, and the option has been passed to Delve Films. Amongst the bitching, the film is slowly being developed again... but I wouoldn't hold my breath if I were me!
?? ??? ????	Necroscope FX Artist Glenn Hetrick (one of the judges on SyFy channel's "Face Off") has announced he is working on the project!
?? ??? ????	Neuromancer Adap of William Gibson novel
?? ??? ????	Night Of The Living Tim Burton & Seth Grahame-Smith developing
?? ??? ????	Paranormal Activity 6
?? ??? ????	Pirates of the Carribean 5 FFS
?? ??? ????	Poltergeist Sam Raimi remaking
?? ??? ????	Prometheus 2 Script now being written…
?? ??? ????	Shadow of the Colossus Adaptation of the game
?? ??? ????	Tape 4 Some Lovecratian terror!
?? ??? ????	Time After Time Remake of the 80s classic - Jack The Ripper escapes to modern times in HG Wells Time Machine, chased by… HG Wells himself!
?? ??? ????	Timecrimes US Remake of the Spanish classic
?? ??? ????	Triplets! Sequel to Twins! Schwarzenegger and DeVito discover their long-lost Brother (Eddie Murphy)… Recently confirmed by DeVito as actually being in development. Oh dear….
?? ??? ????	Tron 3 Confirmed by Bruce Boxleitner!
?? ??? ????	Two Worlds Colliding Michael Hutchence/INXS biopic
?? ??? ????	Van Helsing Reboot, with Tom Cruise as Van Helsing…
?? ??? ????	Venom Spidey-Man spin off
?? ??? ????	Videodrome Remake back on the table…
?? ??? ????	Wayne's World 3 Mike Myers has written a first draft…
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In Limbo

IN LIMBO	Akira Production once again halted…
IN LIMBO	At The Mountains Of Madness Guillerro Del Toro's plans are ruined. Ridley Scott's Prometheus is more-or-lese the same concept.
IN LIMBO	Chrome Pendragon Pictures sci-fi flick
IN LIMBO	Stephen King's The Dark Tower Dropped (again!). Hoping to be picked up by another company…
IN LIMBO	Forbidden Planet Remake written & directed by Babylon 5's J. Michael Straczynski
IN LIMBO	Ghostbusters 3 Officially dead. Bill Murray has said NO WAY, and unless he's on board, there will be no movie
IN LIMBO	Good Omens Gaiman/Pratchett movie adaptation to be directed by Terry Gilliam
IN LIMBO	Hawk The Hunter Sequel to Hawk The Slayer, currently awaiting funding.
IN LIMBO	Hawk The Destroyer Final in the Hawk trilogy. Presumably waiting for funding, or after Hawk The Hunter
IN LIMBO	Hallowe'en Reboot on hold, whilst they concentrate on he Hellraiser remake
IN LIMBO	Hallowe'en III 3D Either a remake of the Nigel Kneale Silver Shamrock version, or a sequel to Rob Zombie's crapfest
IN LIMBO	Neverwhere Gaiman movie adaptation awaiting a director
IN LIMBO	Power of the Dark Crystal Sequel to The Dark Crystal Back on hold as of 21 Feb 2012, as OmniLab cut all funding due to the failure of their crap film 'The Killer Elite'. The Henson Group may speak to them later in 2012 about further development, or seek a new partner, or can the whole project. Again.
IN LIMBO	Sandman Gaiman TV Series adaptation awaiting a suitable director - Eric Kripke (Supernatural) was promising, but eventually turned down.
IN LIMBO	Tripods, The Movie adaptation of the trilogy, re-set in America.
IN LIMBO	Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Teresa Banks And The Last Seven Days Of Laura Palmer Remastered DVD/Blu-Ray with deleted scenes
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Last month

25 Feb 2013	Frankenweenie
25 Feb 2013	From Beyond
22 Feb 2013	Cloud Atlas
22 Feb 2013	Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
22 Feb 2013	Mama
15 Feb 2013	Wreck-It Ralph
14 Feb 2013	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #3
12 Feb 2013	666 Park Avenue
12 Feb 2013	Aliens: Colonial Marines
11 Feb 2013	Black Mirror (Series 2)
04 Feb 2013	Der Ring Des Neiberlungen
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Angles of Harlem...

...shakin' their booty!

What is it with this new craze? Everywhere I look - Facebook, Forums, Tinternet, it's all besplattered with that there Harlem Shake.

I'd prefer a harem shake - nubile young scantily dressed bellydancers... or just nubile young scantily dressed babes - shakin' their charms in me face.

But noooo - it's all Harlem Shake.

Which seems to be a 30 second blast of a cacophony of noise.

The first half being one persons swaying about in fancy dress. The second half being lots of people in fancy dress rampaging about like mentals.

I must be missing something, but for the life of me, I can't think what. It makes no sense.

ah, apparently, it's an internet Meme.

One of them things people post to shout Lookit Me me me me, acting like a total nobend.

Guess I must be getting old...