A collegue at work has had one of them there altercations with his vehicular menace, and was surfing for compensation or advice or some such. Anyhoo, they ended up on tried www.accidentclaims.org.
Now, seems fairly legit. .ORG site, dealing with claims and shizzle.
However, the puzzling thing was the selection of testimonials.
Or should that be teste-moan-ial. or something.
For rather than the "I was given the wrong ladder, and rather than get the right one, I decided to climb up it like a wazzark and fell off. I called the helpline and got 100% of my 1 million squid compensation", they decided to select the following testimonial:
"I was getting bummed in a public toilet and slipped on a wet floor and split my head open... my boyfriend had to rush me to hospital. I just received a £2k cheque for 10 stiches in my head and a burst anus... thanks! Mr C Eyley"
Now, either their random testimonial generator is on the blink, or this was deliberately selected to promote their winning lawyers success.
Perhaps it's a viral to draw attention? A disgruntled employee in his last days before redundancy? Or they're branching out into George Michael Cottage Insurance Claims, in case he rams his car through the public bogs on the heath?
After all, bummers are deaf...
I am Cornholio! I need compensation for my bunghole...
Check it out via the link above - on the home page and scroll down. If it's subsequently been removed, here's a screencap to immortalize it forever.
