Will this brou-ha-ha never stop?
● Horseburgers from Tescos
● Horses playing Hide-And-Seek shouting "come and Find us (in cripsy pancakes. or something)"
● (sea) Horses in Birds Eye Fish Fingers (or should that be Fish Hooves?)
● Camel Toes in Primark Jeggings.
● Pork in Meatballs1
One dread to think what we'll find in them Fish Pie ready meals. Longpig flangebatter, I don't doubt!
1 NOT SURE ON THE PROBLEM HERE - SURELY PORK IS MEAT? SO WHY IS THERE AN ISSUE THAT MEATBALLS CONTAIN MEAT?
AND ANOTHER THING - THERE'S THEM LASAGNE'S WHAT ARE FILLED WITH SHERGAR, MARKETED AS 100% BEEF. WHY ARE GORMSTER COMPLAINING THAT IT'S ALL A LIE? QUITE CLEARLY THEIR LASAGNE HAS NEVER BEEN 100% BEEF, BECAUSE IF IT WAS, IT WOULD JUST BE A LUMP OF BEEF, AND NOT LASAGNE! LASAGNE CONTAINS PASTA, BETCHAMEL SAUCE (OR ITALIAN WAITER WANKJUICE), HERBS (OR ERBS, TO OUR AMERICAN COUSINS), TOMATOS AND MUSHROOMS. IF IT WAS 100% BEEF, THERE WOULD BE 0% LEFT FOR THE PASTA AND SHIT.
