When Foliage Attacks!
Thanks to The Council Cutbacks on herbiage maintenance, the dangerous tree in the recreational area decided to split it's trunk and take a dive onto my back wall and fencing.
So the Council were supposed to come and sort it.
Rather than ring me up, they just went and cleared the detrius on the public greenery, and left much tree in me back garden. amidst a 12ft or so tumblage of fencing and diverse greenery.
Great. Now I has to sort it all aht!
So, clad in huge gloveses, sawknives and clippers, I went at the mass of downed foliage.
Not an easy task, for fallen foliage, like most aminals, does not take kindly to dismemberment, and fought back in great rage.
● Clobber! Big burly branches battering me bonce.
● Stab! Titanic thorns thrusting through t-shirts and trews, impaling arms and legs
rendering Xym all trapped Christlike in hedges,.
● Strangle! Viney vines of garrottage, twisting around necks and choking Xym to
death.
● Rectal intrusion! Oh wait... no... that was Evil Dead and the rapey tree of
deaditeyness
Battered and bruised after an hour of battle, Xym surrendered. after making much headway.
Good job I has a week off next week - time to procure chimneas, drills, saws and No More Nailses, and then round 2 can commence without interruption!
