Now, we all loved The 7TH Guest and The 11TH Hour, and with The 7TH Guest III (and The 13TH Doll) on the way, I thought (being me birthday) I'd treat meself and downloaded TLC.
Well, I guess some things live better in Mammory Lane. Phantasmagoria, Gabriel Knight (The Beast Within), all that FMV palaver. Loved them "back in the day", but would I love them now?
After sitting through that TLC pile of cak, probably not!
It's a movie! No - It's a game! No - it's an interactive psychoanalytical test! No - it's all three!
Starring Screen Legend John Hurt!
Which is the only good thing going for it.
Appalling acting. dreadful dialogue. Piss-poor plot. Unraunchy raunchyness. No wonder it got throgh Apple's approval process for the store - the so-called "sex-scenes" are terribly tame.
Finished it quite quick - dire, dire dire!
