I put out this poster to advertise me Birthday celebrations:
Apparently, people saw the poster and thought it were one of them Spam pictures, like them twatarse pics of retards gawping at ceilings with the caption "I bet you can't name a [thing] that doesn't have the letter Q in it! This is really hard! Comment below!"
So nay-one's coming out :(
Oh well, I'll have to create a physical Facebook Event for them to ignore & decline instead...
BTW - that thing behind the invite to the Goat & Horseburgers and The Whatacunt is a Birfday cake! Admittedly a cake with a betentacled space monster bursting out, and not one of the flange fancies I requested t'other day.
Surprising how many peoples actually asked me what it was supposed to be! Clearly the huge blue candle all aflame atop the icing didn't give it away!