Saturday, 9 February 2013

Spam, spam, spam, Xym...

Sometimes I wonder why I even bothers!

I put out this poster to advertise me Birthday celebrations:
And today I meets peoples... turns out no-one knows about it!

Apparently, people saw the poster and thought it were one of them Spam pictures, like them twatarse pics of retards gawping at ceilings with the caption "I bet you can't name a [thing] that doesn't have the letter Q in it! This is really hard! Comment below!"

So nay-one's coming out :(

Oh well, I'll have to create a physical Facebook Event for them to ignore & decline instead...

BTW - that thing behind the invite to the Goat & Horseburgers and The Whatacunt is a Birfday cake! Admittedly a cake with a betentacled space monster bursting out, and not one of the flange fancies I requested t'other day.

Surprising how many peoples actually asked me what it was supposed to be! Clearly the huge blue candle all aflame atop the icing didn't give it away!