♪ Ashes.
Two Ashes.
Invoke spell rites
We know all his friends are deadites
Holding his boomstick high
wielding an arm chainsaw ♫
Well helloooo Mister Fancypants! Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town It's Shrove ChewsYerFaceOff Day! And you know what that means! Tomorrow is...
ASH WEDNESDAY!
ASH WEDNESDAY!
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| What are you? Are you me? What are you? Are you me? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk! Why ya doin' this, huh? Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE! GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE... Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun |
Alright you Primitive Screwheads - listen up. You see this? This, is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
