Farewell the temple master's balls...

Yes, Xym, Master of his own Temple no longer has The Balls for preposterous plumage.

Oh wail and misery!

Remember back in Jan, I promised that in Jun, I would be sporting cold-hearted wall clamberance upon my topiaried topknot, and would saunter about with the following follicle forestry:

However, being in The Trub at work for berating buffoons (see here) and facing The Chop (and not in a scissory trimmage sense either - see here), I suspect it may not be prudent at this juncture to stand out with such a colorful cranial statement.

And I also think it may not be condusive to job interviews either!

On the other hand, I wonder if I do have The Lizard, and I gets turfed out for unprofessional plumage, I wonder if I could sue under flamboyant head warming growth discrimination? Ooooh - us Goffs are like, all protected by law as an endangered species from them culling Chavs and stuff! They can't sack me - that's be a hate crime!

But, better safe than sorry.

So, no lizard for the present moment.

:(