Goffs! EMOs! Punks!
They'd protected under the law now, so Xym is safe under the law for being an endangered aminal!
No longer can I be picked on by gayboy chavscum..
Or should that be chav's cum?
Oh wait... can I still mock Chavs? I thought it was just us Goffs, them teeny EMO types, punks, and apparently something called "Metallers", but no mention of Chavs.
Nah - surely Chavs are exempt from being hate crime victims as
(a) they tend to be the violent aggressors (remember chav stands for Council Housed And Violent); and
(b) it'd put Jeremy Kyle out of business, what with bullying chavscum being his day job!
Oh, please prosecute Kyle for crimes against humanity. and entertainment. Evil fecker that he is!