That's that fucking annoying song they keep playing on the telly ad for the new TLC channel coming soon. You know the one:
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh
Hello
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh
Hello
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh
Hello-a-ow-a-o-oh
Hello!
I think it should be a more of that there sarcastic "Duhr... Hello?!"
So we're getting a new channel, and it's scraping the bottom of the caked-on fæcal arse of Satan's shitbox with the excrement it's about to subject us to.
But the worst...
oh, the worse...
Honey Boo Boo chile!
What foul monstrosity bore this beast? A more foul stain on retarded hillbillery I have never seen!
See, this has to be why them American insist on gun laws, so that sulky EMO teens can cleanse the gene pool of such annoying spoilt brats who are a waste of space and deplete resources of oxygen best reserved for more deserving humans who are actually human, and not small gnomic monstrosities.
I bet the pair who ballsed up the kidnap of JonBenet Ramsey are kicking themselves for not waiting for a more deserving "beauty" pageant pig. I suspect the world would laud the inept kidnappers if they'd deathed Honey Boo Boo to death by deathly death of a deathly nature.
Send that Mick Philpott over there - he could have himself a BBQ hog roast and no-one would complain.
Honey Boo Boo chile indeed.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
