Monday, 15 April 2013

Sure plays a mean Pinball...

"Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

So quoth all round girlyboy, petulant child and total titwanked tosspiece Justin Beaver when visiting the Holocaustial memorial of Anne Frank.

As if Anne Frank would have been a Believer - them nasty Nazi's would have found her dead easy when hearing Genocide Inducing Hellmusic blaring from the gramophone.

She'd've probably glady ran into the ovens, rather than listen to his album again!

Unless, of course, she may have been a Belieber by beliebing that listening to that shite at an extremely low volume is the best way to tolerate it. As well as not embarassing yourself by letting anyone hear what your listening to.

"Du bist ein Jew?"
"Nein"
"Das is güt - aber, was ist das - du haben Justin Bieber! Gött in Himmel! Schweinhund! Gehen sie aus Auschwitz, shießkopf!" 1


Anne Frank, my best hat!

If there's anyone in History who can truly appreciate the talent of Justin Bieber, it'd be Helen Keller...

...who discovered masturbation by reading her own lips, don't ya know!

1 YES, MEIN DEUTSCH IST SEHR CRAPPEN. OR SOMETHING. COME ON, BE FAIR - I AIN'T SPOKE GERMAN SINCE 1988!