Ah, the good old USA.
Seems they still have Miss America over there. I think Britain banned such degredation such as Miss Britain/Miss World on the telly for being sexist - old pervy judges ogling hot babes in swimsuits and inflicting low-esteem upon Pretties by pointing out every minor flaw as some huge statement of being a fugly troll.
Anyhoo...
This year... shock horror! Not only do they have their first Black President... they now have their first black Miss America!
And America doesn't like it. No sir, not one bit.
Nina Davuluri, an Indian-American, born and raised in New York, became Miss New York before becoming Miss America. A true American living the American dream. I'm not sure when her ancestors migrated to the Land Of The "Free" And Home Of The Brave, but no matter how many generations of her linage have resided in America, she is 100% a US Citizen.
But not American, apparently.
Upon the result, lardy sausage fingered McDonalds fed butterballs rolled off the sofa and extracted their laptop from the folds in their gut, and took to The Twitter and The FarceBook to vent their anger:
"I'm not a racist, but this is AMERICA, not INDIA!"
"Miss New York? Way to remember 9/11 - FAIL!"
"How can a black person win Miss AMERICA? SHE SHOULD BE WHITE!"
"How the fuck does an Arab Terrorist from Arabia win Miss AMERICA?"
"She's a muslim. How can a foreigner be American?"
"We're Americans - we want Indiana Jones, not Bindi-Anna Jones!"
And on and on they rant, showing the world exactly why other countries hate them, and proving that they're thick as pigshit racist retards.
I mean - even if she was from India, that would make her Indian, not an Arab. I guess to these 'merkins, anyone who's black and not a Negro On The Plantation must be an Arab. And therefore a terrorist.
After all, she openly bared her body in a swimsuit in the competition. I guess these Twinkie scoffing fools mistook her Bikini for a Bhurka, concealing bombs in her bikini'd boobs or something to throw down the decadent West. Wearing a bikini would clearly hint at her not being a radical Muslim, otherwise she'd be head to toe in black.
And I note that although her ethnicity is clearly given as Indian-American, somehow these 'merkins miss that second bit. You know, that bit that says -AMERICAN.
That said, maybe we should have these clueless poltroons to have their own way. Miss America should be American. Let's see how they like it...
...when not a single "white" "American" is allowed in. After all, who are the real Americans? Does the word Native in Native-American ring a bell? Let's have Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyanne, Crow, Apaché, Arapaho, etc - no-one descended from them genocidal terrorists that invaded The West and hounded the true Americans across the plains and interred them in the
Return the Land to Gitché Manitou, and let a real American win Miss America! No immigrants, no matter how many generations were born & bred in the US of A!
Or, accept that America is now a culturally diverse place, where it's citizens can proudly live in the land where they are all free, and not home of the cowardly bunch of racist retards.
Go on, America - feel beneath the white. Do you feel a redskin suffering (from centuries of taming?)
