♪ Gio is making plans, for Xymon
He only wants what's best, for him
Gio has got big plans, for Xymon
Xymon just needs a helping hand
And if Xym's harem makes Xym happy
He must be happy
He must be happy... though he'll soon be out of work...
Jo Faircloth's making plans, for Xymon
He has a future with a total babe
Jo Faircloth's got big plans, for Xymon
Xymon's whole future needs to go through Jo
And if Xym's harem makes Xym happy
He must be happy
He must be happy... though he never talks to girls...
Xymon is too outspoken
But to shy to speak
Or to be even spoken to (in his world)
Xymon is happy with his girls1
We're only making plans, for Xymon
We only want what's best, for him
We're only making plans, for Xymon
His future lies in... well, not British Steel. A gutter probably... ♪
We only want what's best, for him
We're only making plans, for Xymon
His future lies in... well, not British Steel. A gutter probably... ♪
Inspired by a comment regarding Old Fogies being disgusted at mega hot babes who always put a grin on Xym's face, resulting in XTC quotationary comebacks regarding Xym loving to speak and be spoken to. Which is accurate... unless it's a pretty Lady, then he tends to go all to pieces and somewhat quiet and absent. Unless hidden behind a keyboard, when he goes all to PCs. or something.
1 BY GIRLS, I MEAN HIS EVER GROWING HAREM OF HOT HOTTIES OF ULTIMATE HOTNESS, MANY OF WHOM ONCE GRACED HIS FACEBOOK WALL UNTIL SOME OF THE AFOREMENTIONED PRETTIES GOT ALL WELL JEL OF THEIR RIVALS BEING ALL ON DISPLAY, AND HAD TO LIMIT IT TO XYM & PRETTIES ONLY. AND EVEN THAT GOT MOANED ABOUT, SO IT'S JUST ALICE AND A HATTER IN ONE OF MY HATS AT THE MOMENT!
