Lunch was a gaming day, and after winning a bout of Pandemic, one of out gamers happened to mention that Thursday is Beaver Night in Catton.
I live in Catton! How comes I never heard of Beaver Night at Lodge Lane1
And it gets better.
On Mondays it changes. Apparently Monday Night is Cougar Beaver Night in Catton Park!
Clearly I'm missing out on Scouting for beaver! Seems I need to get down the park, whip my woggle out and earn my Dogging Cougar Beaver badge!
But out of Cougar Beaver comes further opportunities for me to nick a kids idea and expand it.
Once I'm kicked out of Aviva, I can give my hats full reign in a Mad Hatter/Willy Wanker stylee and open up a tea and chocolatey shop!
Apart from the black & white chequerboard theme, and crazy angled tables in a wacky mind-bending ames room, I'll be serving Chocolate Bumshakes!
Milkshakes where the customer can take their toilet shaped cup, stick it under a derrierré designed dispenser, and titter as as the bunghole emits a chocolatey stream of diarrhea! Chocolate milkshake served up like a shitting arse!
Bums are funny.
Poo is funny.
A bum pooing chocolate milkshake into a toilet shaped cup will be hilarious!
And from that, there'll be more.
My MILFshake brings all the boys to the yard!
For men, your chosen beverage, cocktailer shakered and cloistered in cleavage for a mammarial mixing by the hot jugged-up babes I employ, and served up in a plastic cup with a titty shaped lid with a teat to suck the milky treat up with!
For MILFs, probably the same, but the staff'll spunk in it first before serving it up with one of them hen-night straws with a massive cock on the top to suck off.
Right, does anyone know a Katy Perry lookalike? I need someone with Twister™ lollies strapped to their busoms to bukkake the customers with their MILFshake cream spurting tits...
1 DO BEAVERS HAVE LODGES? I KNOW THEY HAVE DAMS, BUT BEAVER LODGE SOUNDS FAMILIAR. OR AM I THINKING OF BEING LODGED IN A BEAVER (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, AND I'M SURE THAT YOU DO...)
