Oooooooh
Watching the Lizzy get lairy
Because she is drooling at Charlie
He thinks that she's looking quite scary
And offering chance at her beaver
She's hoping it's gonna get eaten
Best look t'other way at the B2
Would never have happened to Xymon
An old fat Aquarian
La-di-da-a-a, Tra-la lalla la
Oi predicts a riot, oi do!
Oooooooh
Look who's arrived in a taxi
It's only that bloke of the telly
He wasn't the Chief of a Kaiser
But he wants to be Chef of a Master!
A finalist who hadn't won one
Spent too little time in the oven
Now he's in a band with his cousin*
And not steaming vegetables
La-di-da-a-a, Tra-la lalla la
Oi predicts a riot, oi do!
* PROBABLY
