According to the picture box, there's been a development in the Haunted Garden Children's Home in Jersey.
It would appear that the "key evidence" of the discovery of "bones in the cellar" was not actually bone - it was pieces of coconut! Now, exactly how SOCO mistook a hairy shell* for a skull is beyond me...
...unless...
...the skull in question was a coconut, and they'd uncovered the final resting place of Precious Lilywhite!
Now we know how the police discovered the "punishment rooms" - clearly, they found Serge's movie of the Calypso party, and his recording of the cover up!
So, all that crap the staff told the other kids about the missing ones building rafts and going on holiday was a big fat lie! It was down to arguments about putting up shelving in the cellars at 11:30pm!
Grease my cockney palm...
...but not in some coconut highway fisting palace...
* THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T FIND A HAIRY CLAMSHELL...
