Oft I have said about them there Fates having it on for me, and once again Dame Fortuna had lifted her skirts and golden showered within her Big Knickers and ensured she has go-faster skid streaks to make the felonous faeries deflate my fun and ruin all my exuberant bubble.
Thought I'd book The Train so I can go and buy my Heat magazine on 12th July - So, let's try National Express for ticketyboo.
Oooh, train there for £6 quid, return for £6 quid! Hurrah - best just check compardres don't want tickets. Aha, they do - recheck! Damn, just sold out of £6 tickets - it's £12 to come home now.
Recheck times - feck on a whistle, It's now £12 there and £12 back!
Oh, I'll get the earlier train there - feckariddle! It's still £12 there but it's £24 quid back now!
I don't think it's wise to recheck prices, it'll be like, a million squids next! I'll have to get a quote off've confused.com and win that star prize!
Maybe I'll do a Martin Kemp and prance all the way from Norwich to Londinium...
