I've not been one for keeping up with The News, so I'm a tad behind on current events.
However, word hath reached mine ear that there's been some sort of castastophe in Abroad.
As far as I can make out, whilst on tour Showaddywaddy was on some river, and the aged posters were wooing young Burmese birds with their romantic ballad "Three steps To Heaven".
Being Teddy Boys, they invited the groupies to get in teddies* and get hence to Burma (ie, to Be Upstairs Ready My Angel). However, there was a case of coitus interruptus by the cheap labour hired to hoover out their cabins, and the outraged cleaner ran amok with a Dyson Cyclone (with all 8 cylinders, although I think Showaddywaddy were more enraptured with the groupies "no loss of suction" than the vacuums)
So now we have to send all this charity aid out to these people, just because of a Teddy Boy orgy enraged a hired help whose hoover riot tipped the boat over and the ripples soaked a few hovels!
Tsunami my best hat!
* AS IN LINGERIE, NOT AS IN BEARS.
