And she's back!
However, ogling hot bar wenches whilst engaging in much talk of kle'varj and norkage, and inopportune arrival of the buxom maid at the point of discussion of photoshopped nuderies, probably doesn't make a good impression.
Although the Beyonce/Rhianna/Fergie humpjiggle dance gains brownie points¹!
Which are promptly docked by Beautiful Blue² for proclaiming managers of tip top totty perfect Pretty princesses³ to be quite hot.
But to be fair, I has been single for 6 years now, so that may have colored my opinion somewhat.
Although, photographic representation WAS of a congregation of trollhags, insterspersed with occasional trouser arousers, which probably enhanced the portrayal of the rat faced slavedriver sufficiently to create a false sense of attractiveness.
AND the photos were on a craparse mobile, so that also rendered her as an eidolon of beauty, instead of the ravaged harpy that lies beneath.
Which is probably more likely, as I've met the rodent in the flesh, and don't recall any ideas of taking my sledgehammer to her back doors and smashing it in.
Although I could be wrong - any old port in a storm in a d-cup. Or something.
¹ ALTHOUGH SOME BROWNEYE POINTS WOULDN'T GO AMISS WITH HER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (AND I'M SURE THAT YOU DO. AND IF YOU DON'T, IT'S AN ALLOWANCE TO DO HER UP THE SHITTER*.).
² YOU'RE BLUE VEINED, I BET YOU THINK THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU...
³ REGARDING ¹, THAT BIT WAS ABOUT YOU ALSO. BUT YOU'RE STILL MY NUMBER 1! MWAH, MWAH, HUGZ & XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ♥♥♥♥♥
(AND IF THAT DOESN'T BUY ME BACK SOME BROWNIE POINTS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES! NOT TO MENTION THOSE BROWNEYE POINTS*...)
* NOT THAT THE XYM WOULD ENGAGE IN SUCH REVOLTING PROCEDURES - BUT THESE DECLARATIONS OF PERVOSITY AND DEPRAVED LECHERINGS ARE EXPECTED, AND THE XYM CANNOT LET HIS REPUTATION RISE. BESIDES, I DON'T WANT POO ALL OVER MY COCK, STINKING OF SHIT AND CLOGGING UP ME JAPS EYE SO I CAN'T EVEN PISS AND END UP BACKING UP AND TURNING INTO SOME SORT OF URINE RETENTIONED BALLOON. AND NO-ONE WANTS THAT!
