Hold on a minute...
It's February!
February the 10th!
And I just remembered it's almost two weeks since the end of Fannuary!
And narry a hint of elaborately topiaried twattery!
We men had to shave our faces off and grow preposterous mutton-chopped moustachios for Movember so we don't get cock cancer, and had had to post reglar progress pics from clean shaven to hairy yeti.
But did my Pretties care for the cervical cancer to shave their bush and post pictures of their bare beetle-bonnet with regular photographic evidence of their gash growth groomings?
Or care to post their Bare B(.Y.)bies On The Bus pictures to campaign for Jug Cancer?
They cared not one jot!
I must say, I'm disappointed. I suppose it's all racing for life whilst wearing pink now, and showing the Xym the shaven haven pink lips for a month is just too much of an exhaustive effort!
Well, next year, stuff your Movember! I'm going to Run For Bums¹ whilst wearing purple instead!
¹ AVOIDING CLOCKWEIGHT CANCER BY RUNNING BEHIND PRETTIES JOGGING IN TIGHT, FLIMSY LYCRA LEGGINGS/LEOTARDS AND COVETING THEIR ASSES. OR SOMETHING.
