Book dates are for the Paperback editions (though I'll probably get the Kindle version if cheaper).
As always, let me know if you know different, or if there's something coming up I've forgot/don't know about!
Film
| 10 Feb 2012 | The Woman In Black starring Daniel Radcliffe |
| 10 Feb 2012 | The Muppets |
| 17 Feb 2012 | Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance Nicolas Cage being all Elvissy again! |
| 23 Feb 2012 | Blood Car Cars fuelled on… blood! Killer cars! Yay! |
| 02 Mar 2012 | Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters |
| 02 Mar 2012 | Devil Inside |
| 09 Mar 2012 | John Carter Adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter Of Mars |
| 09 Mar 2012 | The Raven Edgar Allan Poe biopic |
| 16 Mar 2012 | Mirror, Mirror Julia Robers version of Snow White (either that, or a movie version of the Dollar hit single…) |
| 23 Mar 2012 | Hunger Games Blatant rip-off of Koushun Takami's Battle Royale, rewritten by Suzanne Collins in the style of Twilight to appeal to younger teens. Send these unimaginitive types off to an island run by Kinji Fukasaku & 'Beat' Takeshi and subject them to The Program, Say I! That programme being Takeshi's Castle. Or something. Hunger Games my best hat! |
| 13 Apr 2012 | Cabin In The Woods |
| 04 May 2012 | The Avengers Put back from 27 Apr 2012 |
| 11 May 2012 | Dark Shadows Tim Burton flick with Johny Depp and... ♥♥♥HELENA BONHAM-CARTER♥♥♥☺ !! |
| 01 Jun 2012 | Prometheus Ridley Scott's prequel to Alien. Or tie-in. Or nothing to do with Alien whatsoever. |
| 01 Jun 2012 | Snow White & The Huntsman |
| 20 Jul 2012 | The Dark Knight Rises Anne Hathaway cast as Catwoman |
| 02 Aug 2012 | Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter |
| 03 Aug 2012 | Total Recall [unnecessary] Remake |
| 14 Sep 2012 | Resident Evil: Retribution |
| 16 Nov 2012 | Breaking Dawn part 2 |
| 14 Dec 2012 | Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey |
| ?? ??? 2012 | .[rec]3: Génesis |
| ?? ??? 2012 | .[rec]4: Apocalypse |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Bill & Ted #3 |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Stephen King's Carrie Remake. Truer to the book than the 1976 version, but without the 'happy' ending of the 2002 one with Carrie being driven to safety by Sue Snell (to allow a Carrie spin-off TV series) |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Dracula 3D BY DARIO ARGENTO! With Rutger Hauer as Van Helsing, and... ♥♥♥ASIA ARGENTO♥♥♥☺ as Lucy!! |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Dredd First edit of the new Judge Dredd movie has been screened, and final cut is now in progress |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Les Misérables Movie of the Musical. Hugh Jackman as Valjean, Russell Crowe as Javert, Anne Hathaway as Fantine, Sacha Baron Cohen as Thénardier and... ♥♥♥HELENA BONHAM-CARTER♥♥♥☺ as Madame Thénardier!! |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Mama New spooky Guillero del Toro movie. |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Silent Hill: Revelation 3D |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Thale Follow up to Troll Hunter, this time with Huldra instead of Trolls. Released in Norway on 17th Feb 2012 |
| ?? Apr 2013 | Evil Dead Remake in progress. |
| 03 May 2013 | Iron Man 3 |
| 17 May 2013 | Star Trek 2 Filming begins 15 Jan 2012 |
| 22 Nov 2013 | Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire |
| 15 Nov 2013 | Thor 2 |
| 13 Dec 2013 | Hobbit: There And Back Again |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Girl Who Played With Fire David Fincher's remake of the 2nd Millenium Movie |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Jack The Giant Killer |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Stephen King's The Stand Remake directed by Ben Affleck |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Wolverine, The Hugh Jackman in another X-Men sequel |
| 29 Jun 2014 | Transformers 4 |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Captain America 2 |
| ?? ??? 2015 | Doctor Who David "Harry Potter" Yates taking it on |
| ?? ??? ???? | Frozen Interpretation of Hans Christian Andersons "Snow Queen" |
| ?? ??? ???? | Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest Remake of the 3rd Millenium Movie |
| ?? ??? ???? | Godzilla Warner Brothers reboot. Again. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay |
| ?? ??? ???? | Maleficent Snow White from the Queen's persepective |
| ?? ??? ???? | Pinocchio Tim Burton (NO Johnny Depp - Robert Downey Jr rumoured as Geppetto) |
| ?? ??? ???? | Pride & Prejudice… and Zombies |
| ?? ??? ???? | Rentaghost: The Movie Russell Brand has been replaced by Ben Stiller as Fred Mumford |
| ?? ??? ???? | Sin City 2 Screenplay almost finished |
| ?? ??? ???? | Timecrimes US Remake of the Spanish classic |
| 20 Feb 2012 | Vanishing On 7th Street |
| 27 Feb 2012 | In Time |
| 05 Mar 2012 | A Game Of Thrones (series 1) |
| 05 Mar 2012 | Immortals |
| 12 Mar 2012 | Breaking Dawn part 1 |
| 26 Mar 2012 | The Thing 2011 Version |
| 26 Mar 2012 | The Awakening |
| 02 Apr 2012 | Demons Argento produced Bava preposterousness |
| 09 Apr 2012 | Demons 2 More Argento produced Bava preposterousness |
| 30 Aug 2012 | War of the Worlds: Goliath Manga-esque steampunk sequel to WotW (sort of like Scarlet Traces). Rumoured to also be in 3D. |
| ?? Oct 2012 | Evangelion 3.33: Quickening |
| ?? ??? 2012 | The Whisperer In Darkness DVD available! The Xym is awaiting the Blu-Ray to be released (Early 2012) |
| ?? ??? 2012 | War Of The Worlds: The True Story Tim Hines accepts flaws on his original WotW, and does a much better job on this faux documentary |
| 13 Feb 2012 | Grimm Showing in UK on: Watch |
| 13 Mar 2012 | Alcatraz Showing in UK on: Watch |
| Autumn 2012 | Red Dwarf Showing in UK on: Dave. New Series (The Xym hath never watched it, so may have to start) |
| ?? Apr 2012 | A Game Of Thrones (series 2) |
| Late 2012 | Walking Dead (Series 3) |
| ?? ??? 2012 | American Horror Story (series 1) |
| ?? ??? 2012 | American Horror Story (series 2) Greenlit |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Dirk Gently Showing in UK on: BBC 4. Full series currently being filmed due to the success of the Pilot |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Once Upon A Time Showing in UK on: Five |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Sinbad New mini-series |
| ?? ??? ???? | A Game Of Thrones (series 3) Filming begins May/June 2012 |
| ?? ??? ???? | American Gods HBO mini series being adapted by Neil Gaiman |
| ?? ??? ???? | Journey To The West 13 part serial being adapted by Neil Gaiman. Probably better known as Monkey! in the UK |
| ?? ??? ???? | Munsters Remake. Pilot being developed by Pushing Daisy's Bryan Fuller |
| ?? ??? ???? | New Nabors A family's neighbours turn out to be The Muppets! What's not to like!! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Secret Of Crickley Hall Showing in UK on: BBC |
| ?? ??? ???? | Star Wars: Underworld |
| 26 Mar 2012 | CΣRΘΜΘΠIΣS * PUT BACK 3 WEEKS DUE TO FIRE AT EMI* Fields of the Nephilim 2CDd+DVD, 2disc vinyl or Download (download includes Last Exit from Mera Luna 2008). CD1: ΛD•ΜΩRΤΣΜ (live 12 Jul 2008): 1 Shroud (exordium), 2 Straight To The Light, 3 From The Fire, 4 Penetration, 5 Shine, 6 Wail Of Sumer, 7 And There Will Your Heart Be Also, 8 Trees Come Down, 9 Psychonaut CD2: ΛD•VфΤΛΜ (live 13 Jul 2008): 1 Intro (Harmonica Man), 2 Preacher Man, 3 Moonchild, 4 Requiem, 5 Xiberia, 6 Zoon pt3 (Wakeworld), 7 Mourning Sun, 8 Celebrate DVD: 1 Shroud (exordium), 2 Straight To The Light, 3 From The Fire, 4 Penetration, 5 Wail Of Sumer, 6 And There Will Your Heart Be Also, 7 Trees Come Down, 8 Moonchild, 9 Psychonaut, 10 Mourning Sun |
| 04 Jun 2012 | War Of The Worlds: The New Generation Jeff Wayne's re-interpretation of his original album to work in more of the novel, with new sequences and revamped score. Richard Burton being replaced by Liam Neeson |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Adam Ant Is the Blueblack Hussar in Marrying the Gunner's Daughter Adam Ant - Delayed from January. Rumoured tracklisting: 1. Hard Men, Tough Blokes, 2. punkyoungirl, 3. Rubber Medusa (aka Gun in My Pocket), 4. Cool Zombie, 5. Shrink, 6. Cradle Your Hatred, 7. Who's A Goofy Bunny, 8. Bullshit (a song about the internet), 9. When I Was A Sperm, 10. Dirty Beast, 11. How Can I Say I Miss You, 12. Marrying The Gunners Daughter, 13. Stay In The Game, 14. Valentine's Day, 15. Vince Taylor, 16. Vivienne's Tears, 17. Bumpy Capers, 18. Mios Agos Y, 19. Call Me, 20. Sausage, 21. Izzy Dizzy Bums, 22. Stand Up, 23. I Know, 24. Darlin' Boy |
| ?? ??? 2012 | CΣRΘΜΘΠIΣS Special Strictly Limited Collectors Edition Boxed Set Fields of the Nephilim - available on a first come first served basis exclusively from the official website. Content TBA. |
| 10 Feb 2012 | The Vibrators Norwich Arse Centre |
| 06 Mar 2012 | Killing Joke Norwich WhatACunt |
| 18 Mar 2012 | Inspiral Carpets Norwich WhatACunt |
| 21 Mar 2012 | Stiff Little Fingers & Spear Of Destiny Norwich WhatACunt |
| 04 Apr 2012 | Fascinating Aida Norwich Playhouse |
| 11 Apr 2012 | Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Norwich Playhouse (Sondheim musical version!). Runs till 14th April. |
| 13 Apr 2012 | Drugstore Norwich Arse Centre |
| 18 Apr 2012 | Richard Herring Norwich Playhouse |
| 10 May 2012 | Neil Innes Norwich Arse Centre |
| 06 Mar 2012 | Silent Hill: HD Collection remastered editions of Silent Hill 2 & 3 |
| 09 Mar 2012 | Silent Hill: Downpour |
| 23 Mar 2012 | Resident Evil: Racoon City |
| 25 Mar 2012 | Animal Crossing 3Ds |
| 20 Nov 2012 | Resident Evil 6 |
| 10 Feb 2012 | The Annotated Sandman Vol.1 Delayedd from 27 Jan 2012 |
| ?? May 2012 | Blake's 7: The Forgotten Scott,Cavan & Wright, Mark New B7 novel set between series 1 episodes 7 (Mission To Destiny) and 8 (Duel) |
| 06 Sep 2012 | The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds Rankin, Robert |
| ?? ??? 2012 | e-Book back Catalogue Lumley, Brian |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Necroscope: The Möbius Murders Lumley, Brian |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Harry Potter (eBooks) Rowling, JK. Available via Pottermore. Delayed from October 2011. |
| 01 Jan 2013 | Sisterhood of Dune Herbert, Brian & Anderson, Kevin J. |
| 29 Feb 2012 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #1 (audiobook) 1. The Turning Test, 2. Solitary, 3. Counterfeit. Features original cast members Gareth Thomas, Paul Darrow and Michael Keating reprising their roles as Roj Blake, Kerr Avon and Vila Restal |
| ?? Aug 2012 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #2 (audiobook) 1. The Magnificent Four, 2. False Positive, 3. [tba]. Features original cast members Gareth Thomas, Paul Darrow and Jan Chappell reprising their roles as Roj Blake, Kerr Avon and Cally |
| IN LIMBO | Akira Production once again halted… |
| IN LIMBO | At The Mountains Of Madness Movie adaptation of H.P.Lovecraft's classic, directed by Guillerro Del Toro. |
| IN LIMBO | Chrome Pendragon Pictures sci-fi flick |
| IN LIMBO | Forbidden Planet Remake written & directed by Babylon 5's J. Michael Straczynski |
| IN LIMBO | Good Omens Gaiman/Pratchett movie adaptation to be directed by Terry Gilliam |
| IN LIMBO | Hawk The Destroyer Final in the Hawk trilogy. Presumably waiting for funding, or after Hawk The Hunter |
| IN LIMBO | Hawk The Hunter Sequel to Hawk The Slayer, currently awaiting funding. |
| IN LIMBO | Myst Latest movie news October 2011: "Much has happened over the past few months and we will let you know what’s going on, but now is not the appropriate or best time" |
| IN LIMBO | Necroscope Script written and film "being worked on"… but no news for months |
| IN LIMBO | Neverwhere Gaiman movie adaptation awaiting a director |
| IN LIMBO | Sandman Gaiman TV Series adaptation awaiting a suitable director - Eric Kripke (Supernatural) was promising, but eventually turned down. |
| IN LIMBO | Stephen King's 'IT' David Kajganich is writing the script… no news on it for months. |
| IN LIMBO | Tripods, The Movie adaptation of the trilogy, re-set in America. |
| IN LIMBO | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Teresa Banks And The Last Seven Days Of Laura Palmer Remastered DVD/Blu-Ray with deleted scenes |
| 06 Feb 2012 | Legend |
| 03 Feb 2012 | Chronicle |
| 27 Jan 2012 | Intruders |
| 27 Jan 2012 | Resident Evil: Revelations 3Ds |
| 26 Jan 2012 | Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy |
| 25 Jan 2012 | Four Flies On Grey Velvet |
| 23 Jan 2012 | Tomie: Unlimited |
| 20 Jan 2012 | Underworld: Awakening 3D |
| 13 Jan 2011 | The Darkest Hour |
