Or Pie deMann? Doing whatever a piederman does.
But not what a pædoman does.
And running where? Running down Totty Avenue? Or would that be ole Chef Delia Smiff from Carrow Road lezzing it up on a break from footie, food and shoplifting Dairylea with Anthony Worrell-Thompson? "Totty - let's be 'aving you!"
'aving you... 'avin' you... avenue... No? Well, please yerself then!
But enough of Delia's rampant gangbangeries, for that hath been covered before. This is potential theftage of meals eaten by Norwegian children who believe in Santa Claus and his old fat nudie elves.
We're hungery for the remains of W'anuses birthday snackage from yesturday.
♪But they's gone!
And their hair
and teeth
and face
don't last too long♫
Ah!"Run, Run! As fast as you can!
You can't catch me, I'm the Gingybread man!"
One thing's¹ for sure - they've all legged it!
And why do gingybread men run?
Because of them foxes on the prowl.
And there are a fair few foxes down the corridor, if you know what I mean (and I'm sure that you do!)
* wriggles fingers and does that growly thing in back of throat *
Or something...
¹ ALTHOUGH WHAT JUAN'S THING HAS TO DO WITH IT, I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW HIS SHEET DOES PLENTY. AND IF JUAN IS DOING PLENTY OF SHITS, HE REALLY SHOULD LAY OFF THEM PRUNES. SURE, HE MAY HAVE PLENTY, BUT SOAKING UP LIQUID EFFLUENT WITH HIS ABSORBENT TABLE WIPES DOESN'T MAKE FOR A PRETTY AD. MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE A JOINT VENTURE WITH THAT DAWN PORTER WIPING HIS SHITTY ARSE AFTERWARDS WITH HER ANAL DISINFECTANT WET WIPES. OR SOMETHING.
