Well, according to that there News type stuff, alleged radical Islamist terrorist preacher of hate Oh My Mothman-Prophecies, he'll voluntarily go back to Jordan if a "no torture treaty" is ratified.
Now, I don't know about you, but even Peter André wouldn't go back to Jordan!
And by No Torture Treaty, I assume they mean a promise of never having to hear her sing.
I remember her dirge of a lament A Whore's Nude World what she did with the aforementioned star of incessant ITV2 staple video diaries that never bloody end. Peter André: My Shite or something.
Then again, I never knew Katie Price and Abu Qatada were together, let alone split up, nor that he even wanted to get back with the salacious seductress of the West.
First it's Captain Hook, aka Abu Hamsandwich Al-Misery, and now Theresa May wants to play matchmaker and get him sent back to Jordan!
Why palm him off (oo-er missus!) on his ex? Why not get a ton of vestal vigins on Take Me Out? Let the terrorist see the bomb-vest. Let the beard see the burkha. Let the bingo wings see the Mecca.
Hold on... that Theresa May... she keeps having him locked up under house arrest.
I don't know, all this outcry over Hispanic schoolbus drivers keeping abducted sex slaves in their basement, yet Theresa is happy to imprison the islamic infidel in his own home. Probably returning every night to ride his muslim manhood on film for opposition member Jacqui Smith's husband. She claims he's a danger to society... yet wants him sent back to Jordan. Probably so she can have a threeway and lezz up with Katie Price.
Danger to society my arse - she just wants his Monster Cock all to herself, sharing it only with big titted former models. MPs - pervs the lot of 'em! If it's not gay rape, affairs or brothel running, it's incarcerating insurgents for their sexual deviancy in their own home dungeons!
