Thievery!
This fair morrow, I was expecting my Dividend from my Shares Awared In Lieu Of Bonus so I could afford the horrendous expense of The Cult, The Damned and Hazel O'Connor, which (including booking & postage fees) came to about a million squids.
Now, first of all, how can they UEA justify a booking fee per ticket? I'm purchasing three tickets in one go - one postage charge, one booking. It can't cost £6 just to shove 3 bits of paper into an envelope!
Why not be honest - just include the booking fee in the ticket price! £20 + £2 fee... just say £22 a ticket ffs!
Grrrr....
Anyhoo, hoping to recoup the thousands of pennies spent, I looked for my meagre dividend. Yay - doesn't cover the cost, but goes some way to... wait a minute... it's not in my account! It's been "reinvested"!
Since 2001, I have had an annual deposit - and suddenly, that bastard Stamp Gnome has inveigled it's way into the accounting system and is embezzling my financial rewards to fund his own private investment scheme in cobbling. Or is that elves? yeah, elves and showmakers...
Actually, what do gnomes do, apart from sit in gardens, thieve stamps and right royally bugger up Xym's life?
That's it - I'm writing to Matt Allwrong, Ann Robinsonsjam and Nigel Shaver to get Watchdog on their Rogue Trading asses!
