Right, so. My Facebook cover - it tends to have my Harem placed upon it. Many a lunch hour has been spent in gathering photographic representation of my babedem (which I assume is the sexy equivalent of a mandem?).
Anyhoo, after removing one deceitful two-timing trollop1, and incorporating a couple more, I gets a cumplaint.
"Waaah! I ain't included on your representation of top totty!""Ah, well... that's because I only have pics of me
"Waaah!"
So, a slight change for a vote. Photo headshots style, or a collage where I present the majority of my Pretties awesomeness in all their bodily glory?
"Photo!"
"Photo!"
"Photo!"
"Both!"
"Photo!"
"Photo!"
So, revamp into photo montage, with a major collection of hotness.
"Waaah! I ain't on there!""
Which causes overlap issues and obfuscation of beautiful faces - so, rearrange a bit and...
"Waaah! I've been shoved off into a corner! Am I ugly? Am I not as Pretty as your other Pretties?"
"Shitnammit - I can't do anything right!"
See, you'd think some Pretties would be flattered that men find them irresistably attractive enough to be even portayed on my wall of Pretties - but no! Position and priority over other Pretties is all!
So a quick reshuffle, with By Request shunted off into oblivion corner.
Pretty certain I have too many gorgeous Ladies of glamour to fit on my wall, so may have to start rescaling those with me ruining the shots of sexy sirens by my horrendous visage intruding upon them...
...which will once again end up with complaints from Pretties accidentally missed, creeped out and want pulling off (oo-er) or want me to get them into a different position whilst rating their beauty against my other beauties in jealous comparison.
I just can't win.
But I loves 'em all!
1 UM... XYM... ISN'T YOUR HAREM ALL IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE OTHER THAN YOU ANYWAYS? HOW CAN ONE OF YOUR PRETTIES BE A DECEITFUL TWO TIMING TROLLOP? YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUS, LECHERUS PERV!
