It seems that his footballing Fez has heated his heads, and his brains have overheated, for after the "fishin' and chicken" fiasco of that Raoul Raoul Raoul yer boat round and round yer moat (or something) he's taken to the banning of Colonel Sandy's Sahara snacks.
And so you have to make illicit calls to Egypt to smuggle a family fuckit over the border via the use of the tunnels under the Pyramids what them tunnelling Tibeteans dug when advising the Pharaoh st the innception of the illuminati's New World Hors D'œuvres.
Apparently, the process is as follows:
● You place a telephone order
● You make a wire transfer to pay for you less-than-fast food
● An evil egyptian is diverted from raping reporters in Tahrir Square to pick up your Southern Sinai Streetwise Snackette
● He hands your smuggled sweet and spicy supercharger burger to a tunnelling Tibetan who traverses the tunnels with your takeaway
● The Tibetean emerges in Gazza, and hands a taxi driver the Fillet Tower Meal
● Your Family Fuckit is then taken to the frnachose owner
● It is handed to a fleet of Matt Alright off've Rogue Traders who bike it over to your place!
So, no different to Just-Eat.co.uk then!
Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
What would YOU do for a KFC?
Well...
♪ Xym would walk 500 miles
Then Xym would walk 500 more
Just to be The Xym who walked a thousand miles
For a Zinger Burger at my door ♫
Althought it would probably be a bit cold by then...
:(
