Outrage! Consternation! Uproar! And expansion upon Ms Royal’s FaceBook status commentary!
Gullible types believe that The Filth have been appointed powers to strip people of their In-guh-luhnd shirts if they are in a pub or a club because the wearing of the St George cross is being racist.
Well, I’m proud to be a racist, me! 100m, 200m, Hurdles, Marathon – hate the lot of ‘em. And as for relays – passing the shaft of some phallic symbol from hand to hand is just bordering on obscene. Although I’ll make an exception for Race For Life, coz that’s for charidee, just to prove I’m not some white sheet wearing cross country burning racetrack supremacist.
All this fuss coz some bloke glued some pigeon wings to an iguana then cut its bonce off in the name of Good King Harry. Or Good King Wenceslas. Or someone. If I stick a beak on a dog, stick a snake up it's bum and sellotape some feathers on it's back, then knife it, do I get canonized as St Xym, Slayer of Griffins and Patron saint of Brentford with a flag inspired by the colors of me badger striped barnet?
Do I ‘eck as like! I get done for Aminal Cruelty, that’s what!!
How dare CamelEgg pass laws to enforce the extraction of English emblems off our backs! I mean, is this a Christian country or not?
No Sir, verily it is not!!
This be a Pagan country, and we are proud of our druidic nature! From Stonehenge to the Green Man, and the combusting of police folk in wicker baskets.
These ruddy Roman furriners, coming over here and stealing our sacred groves with their new found religion. They'll be havin' Christian faith schools next, and littering our green and pleasant land with their cathedrals, churches and paedophile priests!
At least with pagans, the women won't get all het up about removing their football shirts, as they all dance about in bare scuddies beneath a fat gibbous moon anyway, so any excuse to whip their kit off in a pub.
Tell you what Herne, it'll be poetic justice if them Muslims try the same thing with Christians like they're doing to us Pagans! Building mosques and being all fundamental and full of religious righteousness, fervour and heretic conflagration... totally unlike these Christians at all! Christians are all peace on love and Jesus dying for the absolvement of sins, not usurping our religious heritage with some made up set of gospels from Jerusalem's Lot with some Jyhaddywaddy style Crusade to strike down and convert the infidels. You'll see, it's just a passing fad. Come 2010, no-one will remember the Christians (or their Harvest For The World charity single). Send 'em back to Rome where they came from! That'll learn 'em! Gullible Italians and their priestly pizzas and spiritual spaghetti. Away with ye afore I draw down the moon and wreak Diana's vengeance upon thee!
Let these coppers come in and tear the England shirts off these ladyfolk! And as they’ve burnt their over the shoulder boulder holders in order to be emancipated to vote, pole dance and be Escorts, they’ll be all nudie about the chesticles. Can’t see why people are complaining really!
“oh, just the women then, is it Xym?” I hear you cry!
Well, I for one have no wish to see curry filled beer bellied hairy lairy menfolk with their ponderous sweaty moobs jiggling about when they see someone score a goal. Puts me right off my intoxicating beverages, that does!
