It would appear that a lot of people do not carry Donor cards, so to get round it, they want to make it compulsory for them to pilfer your guts upon death, unless you ‘opt-out’.
Surgeony types have no right to interfere with my bod once I'm dead! I'm my own person and I want to remain intact. If they want to rummage around my innards to rob me of my internals, they can jolly well wait until I'll gets a donor card.
I don’t want to spend the afterlife all incomplete and haunting multiple operatees like some Voldemorty Horcrux, and I shouldn't have to carry a card that sez I don’t want to.
There's only one organ I want in another person, and I don't want to be dead when it happens. Unless it's one of them naughty nurses in the Head & Shoulders ad with a fetish for necrophilia, in which case I'll happily sign up to a "nob me after death" card.
It's another of this ludicrous coalition* propositions. Next we'll all have to agree to be burglarized, unless we opt-out of being robbed by Thieves Guild licenced maurauders appointed by some quango**.
Anyhoo, why should we have to donate organs anyway? Apparently, there’s this “Stem cell research” policy, about investing in genetic manipulation so they can grow larger organs (typical medical students! Trying to grow a huge cock for themselves!). I wholeheartedly agree! Forget trying to stem the tide, if they spent more time stemming wasteful research into the habitat of incarcerated felons, they could spend the savings creating body parts for Universal Soldiers, Terminators and Daleks to put our brains in!
Think I’m joking, they’ve already begun:
* ALTHOUGH WHAT WELSH MINED FOSSIL FUELS HAS TO DO WITH GOVERNING GOVERNMENT PARLIAMENTARY PARTIES, I DON’T KNOW. APART FROM GROWING GIANT MAGGOTS IN GREEN TOXIC WASTE THAT CAN ONLY BE CURED BY SERENDIPITOUS FUNGI. AND THEY SHOULDN’T BE HAVING PARLIAMENTARY PARTIES ANYWAY, IF THEY’RE TRYING TO SORT OUT THIS DEFICIT. ALTHOUGH IF THEY INVITE ME, I’LL GLADLY PARTAKE OF THE JELLY AND ICE CREAM THEY’VE BOUGHT FROM ICELAND ON EXPENSES.
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