Is this pillau rice?
Or is this just tandoori?
Bought a lamb bhuna
With a side dish of cheesey peas¹
Brace for the fire
Raise fork to your mouth
And feed...
I'm just a poor boy
I need a cup of tea
Coz my...
Mouth's on fire! Mouth's gone numb!
Feel it burning through my bum!
Anyway, my wind blows,
poisoning and gassing
me...
Poor me...
Mamma, just ate a naan
Poppadoms I've tried instead
With lime pickle (that I dread).
Mamma, dinner's just begun
Perhaps I should have tried a mild Sathay.
Masaala, ow-ow-ow-ow
Those spices make me cry,
I think I'll have The Ring Of Fire tomorrow.
Curry on
Curry on
'coz nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
I washed it down with wine
Rectum stinging all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the loo.
Korma, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I think I'm gonna die
I Sometimes wish I never ate this at all
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey meat.
Biryani (Biryani)Biryani (Biryani)Biryani (Biryani) Sag aloo
(Aloo go-go-go-gobi)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti,
get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
for his loo is quarantined.
From my bum,
'gravy' flows.
Pebbledash the bowl.
I chunder...
Nooooo!
It's coming from both ends!
('gravy' flows) I chunder - It's coming from both ends!
('gravy' flows) I chunder - It's coming from both ends!
coming from both ends!
coming from both ends!
No no no no no no no no No!
Oh Ring of fire! Ring of fire!
Ring of fire needs anusol
The Rice & Spice
Has forever wrecked my guts
For me
For me
Poor meeeeeeeeee!
Now I know I can eat Chilli Phall and not die!
But the gas from my bot fills the bedroom all night
Oh headache! The stench gives me a headache...
Just get to get out..
Just get to come right out of here...
I feel the sting of madras
Even when I pee
And nothing stops the splatters
Nothing stops the splatters
From me
(Still it makes my wind blow.)
¹ ON MENU AS MOTOR PONIR. BRILLIANT! I WONDER IF THEY DO SQUEEZY MOTOR PONIR...
