Showing posts with label Travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Travel. Show all posts

Monday, 10 February 2014

Don'tcha wish ya girlfriend faps on trains like Nic...

I've heard about people being tossed off trains for lack of a ticket, but really...

Now, you've all seen them there commercials for Hairball Essence, where some nymphomaniac with a follicle fetish washes her waterfall whipping tresses with the Special Shampoo and it induces a screaming orgasm.

But I just seen a new one that puzzles me somewhat.

It features that Nicole Skirtlifter off've The Pussyflap Trolls in a tiny toilet on train (or a plane. Pretty sure it's a train though).

Now, there is a distinct lack of natural waterfalls in a small confined cubicle, let alone showerage. Heck, usually the steel bogbowl is crammed full of shitty sheets creating a blockage, so you can't even drop yer barnet in the bog for a "flush rinse".

So clearly, Lewis Hamilton's on-off bed bucket is not washing her hair with Hairball Essences - unless she had an emergency merkin crisis, and had to peel off her quimcurtain for a handwash in the sink.

But surely handwashing your velcro twat toupĂ©e wouldn't give you a screaming orgasm. Unless Nic's Hole Shitsinger really loves washing her snatch syrup.

No, quite clearly she's using shampoo as some labial lubricant for a slick clit flick, bringing herself off on a train full of commuters and screaming as she's coming round the mountain.

Or something.

I know sex sells, but I'm not buying shampoo just because it compels you to wank impulsively in public transportation toilets.