It's an omen!
You know that Pasty Tax? 20% on a hot pastie? Well, Greggs are up in arms about it.
Well, they would be, if they could lift their lardy bingo wings that high.
Anyhoo, I wents in to panic buy a pasty before they ran out before "You VAT bastard" greggnant behemoth belly types secured the lot before the price hike...
...and they have a petition!
SOS!
"Save Our Savouries from the Greedy Pigg Fat Cat Treasury TaxFolk! They want to put prices up by 20%! Protest! Sign our petition!"
Hold on a minute... your pasties were £1.33 yesterday... now they're £1.40?
Has the taxbloke put the VAT on pies already?
No, Greggs have just 'rounded up the price" with a 5.26315789473684210526315789474% price hike!
The burlarizing bakery is pilfering pasty pennies from hy hard wone wages, yet decrying the same thing from the Government?
Hypocracy? Double standards? Double helpings?
Well, not the latter, coz it's too expensive!
