What
is
THAT?!?!
"What, upon your head is sat?"
"Why, that's a hat, you blithering twat"
(that's not a per-son-al attack
But can't you recognize a hat)
It's clearly not a rat or bat
or Eastenders' big earring'd Pat
Nor feral brat or malformed cat
It's obviously a great big hat!
Ah, your eyes grow wide and fat
In shock and awe at my towering hat
That's how I roll - it's where I'm at
A great fat twat in a great big hat
