...Another can give you the strength of a lion
But only one can fill your heart with wonder
But only one can fill your heart with wonder
And the wisom you have known a singular joy"
- Deputy Hawk, Twin Peaks, Episode IV
Expand than singularity of reference, for many a dame of such description doth walk the Earth.
Yes, yet another Hot Babe hath appeared in Starbucks to be added to my Harem!
And it wasn't Fearme Bottom and her follicley veiled¹ busoms. 'twas the überest of überbabe perfection. A Pretty of sexy sirenesque angelic awesomeness!
Life needs to have an option of Add To Cart with a side order of Home Delivery.
Now, before all my Pretties get all Jealous (not including Polish no-longer-considered-a-Pretty-due-to-aspersions-upon-my-lack-of-trustworthyness-and-therefore-cast-out-of-Xym's-imaginary-harem), YOU are still one HOT Babe, and I still adore you. Until the unlikely even that Xym's is snapped up by an imaginary Pretty with a penchant for short fat gothboys with preposterous hair (sans ludicrous shades, but with ridiculous 'tache and occasional unfeasable headwear and assorted other improbably accoutréments), YOU will always be my ultimate babe.
Unless you're a bloke. Obviously.
Mwah Mwah
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¹ NOT TO CONFUSED WITH HER HAIRY VALE. ASSUMING BRAZILLIAN RAINFORESTRY IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY. UNLESS IT'S A DENUDED HOLLYWOOD WASTELAND VALLEY. OR SOMETHING.
