were walking hand in hand
"If only," said Ms Karen
"the law would understand"
My fame speads further and wider with each passing Pappa Ratsarse furtively photographicating me slurping my smoothie.
I'm now namechecked on telly! True to life, Xymon appears to be a great fat bloaty walrus too flabby to forage for food!
On the plus side, catalogical shoppery send penguins out to deliver fishies - although I'm not sure how fresh and tasty they'd be after languishing in the warehouse.
But a horde of penguins delivering net provisions! Cool!
Unless this is another neferious plan of Chesty Cobblepot, the notorious felonious maniacal monocle supervillan, out to nobble me in some icy crossover crystal Krypton palava with suicide bomber penguins.
Although I can't remember if penguins are in the Arctic, or Antarctic. Good job I'm bi-polar, coz I'll do both.
Especially if it's an Arctic Roll...
