..it'll melt yer Funny Feet, Mini-Milk, Fab and Knobbly Bobbly.
Or, as they call lollies in "The States", Songsmiths pukey cakeholes.
Anyhoo, the Kalifonya Gurlz is marryin' that Russel Brand. 'xcitin' innit!
So that makes her Katy Brand.
She looks so much different in her big ass show than when she's got creamy jugspurts going on in her poptastic videos.
It's all very well having trifley titties, gorging on melted lactatory desserts, and having a BBC3 show about your big ass, but don't come lumbering to me when Russell decides to boff Jane Goldman's daughter and brag about it on Wossies 1571.
[ERRATA] YESTERDAYS TALES OF ATTEMPTED MOTION FAILURE SHOULD, HAVE COURSE, NE'ER REFERRED TO WIDDERSHINS, FOR WIDDERSHINS PROVIDES MUCH EASE OF MOVEMENT. ONCE SHOULD, NATURALLY, HAVE REFERRED TO WINNALOT FLATS AND SPACE MONSTER AMBLING ABOUT THE CLOCKFACE, BUT, ALAS, ONLY LATER DO WE SEE THE ERROR OF OUR WHEYS.
