And of course, when there's no rain, what do you do?
Put on a nappy, streak some make up on yer face, pluck a chicken and shove t'feathers in yer barnet, and dance about a campfire singing "a-hiya heya ho HOW! Um manitou bring um rain aiya aiya oh!" and such?
Of course not.
You marry a couple of frogs.
Simples!
