No, not Jif Microliquid - my Kindle.
I remember I hads it yesterday, sat in Starbucks. Then Gio and Ravean arrived and I packed up to go upstairs. Then, when we left, Gio forced me through 37° to ogle a hot young Pretty in pinstrip shorts and thigh high shiny leather boots. After a spot of sitting about ogling the Pretty (who then went upstairs, thus making Xym bewail his lot for leaving the upstairs in the first place), it was off to Claire's accessories for more backup ear featheryness, then Tesco for more bleach.
Then the bus.
BUT, did I get out me Kindle as I waited for the bus? I can't remember! I remember sitting on the bus, and trying to order some Trixie stuff off The Net, and stuffs for Chezzle & Steffle... but did I have my Kindle in hand, and put it aside and left it on the seat?
Well, I checked me account, and it don't look like it's been used.
Oh well, tomorrow have to ask if it's been handed in at Starbucks (hopefully) or on the bus (long shot).
Still, if I has lost it... at least it's an excuse to go out and get a new Kindle Touch. Or Kindle Fire. Or an iPad 2!