...coz the fecker's been cancelled!
Shitbuggeryfucknuts!
Tonight, it's the pop quiz down The Black Whores. But not now. Oh no, it's just been re-scheduled.
To Tomorrow.
Now, today, a friend of mine was going to see a vicar baptizing a baby in a font1, followed by a posh do at The Black Whores. Coolio, me thinks. I can pootle about this fair morn, tart meself up, pootle on to the pub, have a few beers and a pub lunch. Relax with a few bevvies2 and me kindle until quiz time!
But no - now the quiz is tomorrow night... when I has a date with an Angel!
Well, celebrating a birthday Babes anniversarial spawings.
Hmmmm.... quiz or booze up with a Hot Pretty?
Just have to give the quiz a miss then!
1PROBABLY ARIEL, BEING AN ANGEL NAME. NOT, I PRESUME, HELVETICA. THOUGH WHY PEOPLE MAKE A FUSS ABOUT PRIESTS DUNKING BABIES IN TYPEFACES LIKE A BISCUIT IN A CUP OF TEA, I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY SO IT LOOK IMPRESSIVE ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN CHISTENED IN CASLON ANTIQUE, SO IT LOOKS ALL SISTERS OF MERCYERY.
2PREFERABLY A BEVVY OF BEAUTIES!
