One way ticket, yeah!
It took us soooooooo long
To get there
But did we care...
It took us soooooooo long
To get there
But did we care...
No.
Most emphatically, NO!
After kicking The Midwitch out of bed, who was still all a-bubboze thinking it was narry but a jocularious jape, we went to Hell.
A ghost town of emptyness with the occasional humanoid.
Fucktards of munterescent trollage lumbering down the roads.
15yr old grannies pushing perambulators.
Window licking inbred deformities shambling in the road.
Cyclits displaying their general cuntyness.
And then The Town. The Terrible Town. The desolate wastes of The North, with naught but 6 doughnuts for £1.50 for sustainance, with a palette cleanser of candyfloss.
And buggery sod all else.
And then, after wasting most of the day getting to The Shithole Where Nowt Is Going On Or Barely Open, it's off to Skegness!
Just in time to find out Subway has closed down, and the market is closing up.
And, back to the pleasing climes of Norfolk, and Potter number 5.
3 to go.
