and they're, like, they're better than moobs
Damn right, they're better than moobs,
I can give you a lend of 'em, but I'd have to charge you are reasonable hire rates
Well, that's a headline you don't see often on front page of Sky News
What? Renting out busoms to the queen that doesn't wear the trousers but the miniskirt, orange tan and too-tight button popping blouse?
Are these detachable breasts she can just hand over? Or being a nurse, does she just pop into surgery for 5 mins, have a temporary masectomy, and hand over her bazookas for gay use for a period of time, before getting them back to be stitched back on again?
Of course, further investigation of the news story is at odds with such tabloid sensationalism. The actual advert for this woman's services reads as follows:
"I am a young mother in perfect health, a trained nurse of 29, and I am renting my breasts to milk-feed infants."
So, just a standard wetnurse offering her wetnursing services as a wetnurse to couples in need of a wetnurse for a baby to dine upon mammarial milkings then.
Damn, I could have done with hiring a pair of comedy breasts for this Saturdays quaffing session.
"Oh, Melchy, you really are a beginner -- you're not even wearing a pair of comedy breasts"
"Au Contrairé, Bl'adder. I rented these from some French trollop via the Sky News homophobic panic page"
