U.KLF.I.P. (a-ha ha ha) all bound for Bongo-Bongo Land...

Apparently, that there MEP Orlando Bloom is in big trub with Nigel Forage.

Legoland of the Woodland Realm
Still has the elven ears, but looking old like Victor Meldrew.

Seems that he's been dragging his knuckles through the dirt and raising them in anger against Women Drivers, Gays, Drink Thieves, using Brothels and not having his fridge cleaned properly by his wife.

But most heinous of all ... he said we should not give aid to Bongo Bongo Land! 

Say whaaaaat?!?!

Outrageous! Disgusting! Offensive!

Bongo Bongo Land indeed. He's been spending too much time with Vladamir Poo-Tin and his Яussian Vodka fuelled Bunga Bunga parties, and got all confuseded.

Everyone knows it's actually Um Bongo Land!

Oooh, whilst I'm poncing off down drink based mammary lane, how's about some Rita Ora being all hot right now and needing a nice, cool, carton of beverage - how we do (party)? Wit' sum orange juice! yeahmon, or sumt'in.