Clearly the End Times have come!
I first had an inkling that certain cyclopean slumbers were being awakened by the prodding of celestial partners disturbed by the Snoring of the Sleeper during that planetary kicky sphere trophy tournament.
There was much reportage of the aquatic Nostradamus of the sea* and how it's psychic call was lining the pockets of Cthonic cultists with it's competitive predictiveness, as well as sending people insane.
(Although it made no difference to unimaginative potato-faced 'sportsmen', who are as thick as porcine excrement, and are all too willing to follow the instructions of the Elder Gods. Especially if cult rituals involves roasting a ceremonial virgin or two)
I believe that the Miskatonic University tried to aquire it, with a view to silencing the cephalapodic threat and indoctrination of gullible types into dancing about in their bare scuddies atop a moonlit mountain with spaghetti dangling out the gob to represent a tentacular facial eidolon of their Lord and Master.
But them Brussels Sprouts stepped in claiming aminal rights, and they weren't even allowed to lob it into a wheelie bin so the lid could prevent it's telepathic terror haunting the psyche of local folk. Instead, it's now in a zoo, pervading the dreams of all who view it, and swelling the intake at Oakdeene.
Anyhoo, there is now further proof that "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange æons even death may die.".
The Invasion of the Killer Calamari from Beyond The Deep!!!
Roused by The Call Of Paul, his kraken cousins have been driven from the deep and dining on divers discovering Dagon's dwelling.
Bloody coalition government and their austerity measures - too expensive to interstellar star-spawn invoking Cthulhu to rule over his minions and enslaving mankind for much feasting upon. So make a cheapo Channel Five documentary to "make people aware" so that their "Big Society" can find some volunteers to save mankind without costing the government a penny!
Humbug? Humbolt, if you ask me!
*AQUATIC NOSTRADAMUS OF THE SEA
AQUATIC NOSTRADAMUS OF THE SEA
AQUATIC NOSTRADAMUS OF THE SEA
PREDICTS A WIN FOR GER-MAN-EE
TEE HEE HEE HEE
- FROM CAP'N FUCKING TWATARSE OF THE SUNKEN WRECK OF JAILBAIT REEF
