The people have voted.
In the future, the BT Broadband Home Hub becomes the English equivalent of Skynet.
The Resistance send back Kyle Reese to impregnate Jane whist Adam is "working away" on his "new job"*
Meanwhile, an Arnie style BT (British Terminator) is also sent back, with a mission to kill the Jane's unborn brood.
However, faced with the lack of phone booths with phone books, he has to rely on the moustachio'd sportsmen of 118 to get Sarah-Jane Connors home address.
Still, at least as part of my BT package, they'll be installing a trans-dimensional portal to supply me with my very own unholstered Cameron Terminator/Slave. Epic WIN!
* CHECKING OUT KEYBOARD CAT PORN - BUT NOT ON HIS STAG NIGHT COZ JANE WILL KILL HIM. NAH - GET THE PORN ON THE GO. IT'S A STAG! "WE'RE SUPER MAGIC MEN, WE STAY UP TILL 5AM. ALTHOUGH WE'RE BOUND BY SHAMEN LORE, WHAT GOES ON TOUR STAYS ON TOUR!"
