Tuesday, 27 November 2007

She ’studied sculpture’ at St,Martin’s college...

I'm perplexed!

Apparently, there's this debating society in Cambridge, and there's loads of people up in arms coz they're debating stuff!

Now, call me an unrestrained arsewit if you will, but surely the whole point of debating stuff is so you debate it? If you're not allowed to debate things, wots the point of a debating society. If you don't have a polar opposing view, it's more of "Yeah, I agree" society, which wouldn't last five minutes.

What I find even more perplexing is Students. Ok, so students always think they know everything, and the crux of their argument was this: We don't like the BNPs views, so we shouldn't debate or argue against them. In fact, the speakers should not be allowed to speak!

That's how Hitler started out, by not allowing any one to voice their opinion other than the 'accepted' one.Before we know it, these little Hitlers will have removed any debate from their society, and with no-one able to challenge them, they'll be imposing their own laws on us! Compulsory visits to the tuck shop, enforced rag week, getting chavs off benefit and set them up as fags to keep the toast & crumpets warm (and get people out of climate changing cars by providing lots of bike parking spaces). And setting up gas chambers in the chemistry lab, coz they can't get hold of Rohypnol, and creating perfect students though use of a bunsen burner, litmus paper, petrie dishes and huge electicity gizmos with the "We belong dead" leavers.

Still, as long as they fairly share out the booze and sex that these Students are famed for, I'm all for it! Centres of Academic Excellence indeed - Diamond White and Rogering with a weeks worth of 'cramming' at the end of the term is the order of the day (so I've heard).

And knowing students, I expect there's more than one type of 'cramming' going on, if you know what I mean (and I'm sure that you do!). Especially them Med. Students.

Wish I'd gone to Uni...